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Animal dicks/furry assholes

Discussion in 'Pets' started by Wrecky, Feb 16, 2017.

  1. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    No, I didn't mean to make this thread in the sex forum for any perverts reading :p
    This thread is for complaining about our pets bad behaviour, because we all know they're not cute and cuddly 100% of the time. Tell me about your furry asshole or animal dick people, I know I'm not the only one with complaints.

    This morning my dog woke me up at exactly 4:30am doing her whisper bark in my face. She kept it up for ten minutes before I got up, then she farted so bad I had to keep my patio door open for half an hour while she ran around the yard like a crazy idiot. When she finally came back in she was soaking wet and wedged herself in between me and Mr. Wrecky. She is 128lbs right now, so the wedging was like being sat on by a hippo :rage:

    Also my stupid cat snuck out and kept sticking her paws in the mail slot all morning. I didn't know she was out there so every few minutes I was like WTF is the mail man doing!? Fucking idiot :shifty:
     
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  2. SirJordan

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    My dog took a shit on my parents bed yesterday. It was highly amusing
     
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  3. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Haha what a dick! Was he pissed off about something?
     
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    No idea but I found it hilarious
     
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  5. Karlijn

    Karlijn Nexopian youngster Staff Member Mod Squad

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    The worst thing my dog has done so far is throw up under the dining table WHILE WE WERE HAVING DINNER,
     
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  6. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    That's awful lol what a stinker.
     
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    My rabbit chewed through my laptop charger and my headphones.
    And the other night savagely killed and ate a mouse :confused:
     
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  8. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    What a rotten bunny! I hope you said no carrots for a week as punishment
     
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    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    My big fucking idiot got herself sprayed by a skunk last night :rage::rage: That's the first time I've ever been right in the middle of the danger zone and omfg it was so awful. Stupid stupid dog :banghead:
     
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    Karlijn Nexopian youngster Staff Member Mod Squad

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    There's a bird sitting here at the window, panting like crazy. i wish I could give him some water
     
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    when I adopted my doggie, she was realy n e r v o u s and didn't poop for the first 2 or 3 days then when I came home one day she had done her first G I A N T dump on the living room carpet and it only made her more nervous because she was house trained already by the foster family. But I didn't scold her even though it was a dick move. We have a doggy door..
    It was literally the biggest dump I have ever seen btw, or else it wouldn't be a story I'd bother telling. Like so big. A mountain even.
     
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    And
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    Best
    Shit
    Of
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    Life
     
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  13. skrinkle

    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Do you remember buddy's first dump on the living room floor?

    Herbert meows so loud all night and whenever I try to give him food or play with him he just lays down :banghead:
    He was an outdoor cat and now he's indoor and is mad about it during hunting hours
     
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    OH OH OH I have a story if I havent already shared:

    Sofia climbed into my car when it was out back being worked on, and when I was done and went to drive it back around to the front she was on board for the ride around the block WELL she HATED the fact that we were moving and turning and omg so she peed all up and down the back seat of the car just SPRAYED in a fit of rage and fear and STUNK my car right up. I was so mad and I couldnt get the smell out for a month. Arg animal dicks and furry assholes INDEED.
     
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  15. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    @sharkbait. I'm sorry but that's hilarious :hilarious: Poor kitty must have been so upset to do something so evil
     
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    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    On this thread? :eyepop:
     
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    Also, Herbert ate Colas food (which is high carb for her constipation) when I wasn't looking and then barfed all over the kitchen floor. Now I'm paranoid about his diabetes that little asshole!!
     
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    Lol Herbert!! If I'm not watching my brown buffalo she eats her brothers food, then the cats, then her own.. then begs for treats like she starving
     
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