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Animal dicks/furry assholes

Discussion in 'Pets' started by Wrecky, Feb 16, 2017.

  1. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    No, I didn't mean to make this thread in the sex forum for any perverts reading :p
    This thread is for complaining about our pets bad behaviour, because we all know they're not cute and cuddly 100% of the time. Tell me about your furry asshole or animal dick people, I know I'm not the only one with complaints.

    This morning my dog woke me up at exactly 4:30am doing her whisper bark in my face. She kept it up for ten minutes before I got up, then she farted so bad I had to keep my patio door open for half an hour while she ran around the yard like a crazy idiot. When she finally came back in she was soaking wet and wedged herself in between me and Mr. Wrecky. She is 128lbs right now, so the wedging was like being sat on by a hippo :rage:

    Also my stupid cat snuck out and kept sticking her paws in the mail slot all morning. I didn't know she was out there so every few minutes I was like WTF is the mail man doing!? Fucking idiot :shifty:
     
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  2. SirJordan

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    My dog took a shit on my parents bed yesterday. It was highly amusing
     
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  3. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    Haha what a dick! Was he pissed off about something?
     
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    No idea but I found it hilarious
     
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  5. Karlijn

    Karlijn Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The worst thing my dog has done so far is throw up under the dining table WHILE WE WERE HAVING DINNER,
     
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  6. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    That's awful lol what a stinker.
     
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    My rabbit chewed through my laptop charger and my headphones.
    And the other night savagely killed and ate a mouse :confused:
     
  8. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    What a rotten bunny! I hope you said no carrots for a week as punishment
     
  9. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    My big fucking idiot got herself sprayed by a skunk last night :rage::rage: That's the first time I've ever been right in the middle of the danger zone and omfg it was so awful. Stupid stupid dog :banghead:
     
  10. Karlijn

    Karlijn Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    There's a bird sitting here at the window, panting like crazy. i wish I could give him some water