Discussion in 'Sex' started by meowmix, May 11, 2017.
How would you?
Or otherwise humorous comments wanted.
Lol tell her you'll buy her a puppy.
Buy her a broomstick and bend over
Broomstick sounds painful
Any better ideas?
Obviously the girl you have is the problem, find one that convinces you to do anal. She's a keeper.
Where do I find her
Actually I know one but not sure why I don't pursue her
I think I'll just get spam
I'm really not sure, I've never looked for anal loving girls before. Maybe there's a vending machine in Japan, next time you're there you can stock up.
I can't afford a puppy
How can I afford a ticket to Japan?
Wash clean,bend over
You need a new gf for sure.
Sounds like your gonna have to sell yourself for money and fruit loops
That's a problem too!
Man, getting anal is hard work!
Is this why you are messaging me, wanting to buy me drinks, you want to add fuck me?
Not exactly no
Unless you want anal
You don't seem the type
Booster juice is nice though if you like
Ask her if she likes it maybe?
Guess that would not be too forward
And if she doesn't like it, offer to do something she likes that you don't if you can do it every so often? Compromise is key. Give and take
That does sound like a good idea
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