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Do you ever get so horny that your hands shake?

Discussion in 'Sex' started by mikeconley11, Jan 4, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    Just me? And are ya supposed to do a little shimmy when you orgasm? Cause I do that too
     
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    Yes, the shimmy is part of the algorithm...enjoy. :)

    I've never had my hands shake though...sometimes the testes start step-kicking though. :)
     
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    I think my horny function is broken
     
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    You're so wise, if I ever need help with my taxes you'd be the first person I'd go too
     
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    That's because you live in Canada, people are too ugly over there
     
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  6. skrinkle

    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Well we’re your descendants so who is really to blame??
     
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    A function is only going to give good output with the right input. Have you discussed in detail with your bf your likes/dislikes?
     
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    Everyone is totally into you today @MarkFL
     
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  9. skrinkle

    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    I don’t have any likes :(
     
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    Yes, I seem to have come into my own. I'm basking like a mofo over here! :gjob:
     
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    Sure you do...you just gotta find them. You're far too lovely and intelligent a person to not find your potential for lustful wishes. :)
     
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    Do you like affection at all?
     
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    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    I like cuddling sometimes lmao. I wish I was a Mormon so I didn’t have to try to like sex :)
     
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    You’re such a grandma - no offense :blush:
     
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    Lol skrinks is gonna join the Church of Latter Day Saints :party:
     
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    Holy shit was that LDS? I thought it was some fringe group that bought a compound and went all loco when the FBI showed up
     
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    S U R R E N D E R to police. All they're gonna do is take you downtown and talk to you for a while. Lmao
     
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    (But don't ever say anything self-incriminating, thats not what I mean)
     
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    No actually they were not LDS , I thought they were but no Siri said no
     
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