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Gifs of guys with great dick bulges

Discussion in 'Sex' started by Vassago, Oct 10, 2017 at 11:14 AM.

  1. mikeconley11

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    I'm watching a documentary about him lol, the guy is interesting. He associates a big dick with masculinity, but it sounds like he's a virgin at 53 years old. He's a narcissist, but I kind of feel bad for him since this is his whole life. Anyone who goes through the pain of stretching their dick kind of deserves the title.
     
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    The baby dick was understandable, since it was a real dick. Did you know that they hired some random student (over 18) to strip and wear the Angela mask? Apparently the student didn't want to do it but was pressured, his identity was never revealed. I don't blame him, maybe he's a grower?

    Further cover up to blame innocent Karlijn, you have a problem. Some of the bulges here were way more graphic, especially considering this one looks cartoonish.
     
  3. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    I actually didn't know that about the movie but that is absolutely hilarious trivia :rofl:
    I personally don't care how many hard or soft dicks you post in here, not my forum not my problem :P
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    Just saying though :bored:
     
  4. Karlijn

    Karlijn Nexopian youngster Staff Member Mod Squad

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    It wasn't completely covered. It's ugly head was sticking out.
     
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  5. mikeconley11

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    Ah hah! That is where you're wrong, I want you to look closely at the tip, I want you to zoom right in, I want you to be so close that you can taste it. Now tell me, is that the tip of a ginormous penis or is it in fact just another bandage but of a brown colour? I believe it's a bandage, but if you don't think so then feel free to remove it again.
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  6. Karlijn

    Karlijn Nexopian youngster Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Let's not try this game.
     
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    hello this is a christian forum and this thread is obscene. i am reporting you
     
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  8. mikeconley11

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    Apologise to me, hoe. It's clearly covered! It's your job to inspect whether something is family friendly. I hope he slaps you with it.


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    Also, the dick uncovered looks a lot like the old lady in Spongebob when they were trying to sell chocolate.
     
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  9. Karlijn

    Karlijn Nexopian youngster Staff Member Mod Squad

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    1. In the other pic, it looked like a dick, and if it looks like a dick, I'm going to assume it is a dick. I prefer to err on the side of caution.
    2. No, it is not my job to inspect whether something is family friendly. I volunteer to keep nudity, porn, racism, links to illegal downloads or copyrighted material and so on out of the forums. Again, I prefer to err on the side of caution.
    3. As per Nexopia rules, insulting, flaming, and personal attacks on forum staff or moderators will not be tolerated. This rule you just violated. Congratulations; you just earned your first warning point. :gjob:
     
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  10. mikeconley11

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    Ooh, the hoe part. It was supposed to be however, but I stopped writing that part of the sentence and forgot to edit it out. I know that sounds unlikely but it's true lol.

    Also, yay justice for tumour dick.

    Edit: Looking back, that was a pretty shitty cover up.
     
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