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I started smelling shit

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by mikeconley11, Jan 11, 2018.

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    So, I just started smelling shit. I notice it gets stronger whenever I put my hand near my face, so I start sniffing my hands and the tip of some of my fingers smell strongly of shit.

    I must have wiped wrong. I took a shit 5 hours ago, who knows how many times I put my hands in my mouth during that time?
     
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    Ah, gross I've been wiping my eyes all day. Will I get @.:Batman:. eyes now?
     
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    You didn't mind it when the shit was in some of your organs, why do you now that it is on your hand?
     
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    It wasn’t pink eye there was a eyelash stuck in there fucking shit up!
     
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    Did you not wash your hands?!?
     
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    Reading this thread made me have to poop btw, ty I was constipated :pray:
     
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    Whatever man, just keep wearing the helmet so people don't have to look at it
     
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    Yeah, I guess I didn't do it properly. Plus this soap sucks
     
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    Solid advice
     
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    It’s ok we’ve all made mistakes :hug:
     
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    Also stop being a cheapskate and purchase some stronger TP buddy
     
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    Just run the shower on your butt and scrape away the poop. Then wipe with a towel. :)
     
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    It could be severe halitosis, and when you put you hand to your nose, your breath is being deflected to your nose?
     
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    You are my buddy! And don’t you ever deny it guy!
     
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    Nah because your mum never complains about my breath :party:
     
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    She'd hardly be a good judge of that...her breath could drop a charging rhino at 50 yards. :(
     
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    I hate to say but this so true of my mom, for real. :(
     
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    I remember as a kid in my moms bed trying to breathe at the exact same time as her, so that I wouldn’t breathe in as she breathed out. Mad coffee breath.
     
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    Mine mom's was just mad stank breath, lol. I think that I've inherited it. :(
     
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