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Ignoring the cute drunk French girl

Discussion in 'Relationship Advice' started by mikeconley11, Jan 8, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    So I hear a knocking on my door from the cute drunk French girl I live with. But I'm like completely naked, I haven't brushed my teeth and I've been on a few dates with this other girl recently. So I ignored her and I hear her say "nah, he's not in" in a super drunk way :(
     
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    Bad idea to bone someone you live with tho!!
     
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    What if she is boning him? :shifty:
     
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    But she's French
     
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    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Are you saying you’re super into French people?
     
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    1) The French are heavy smokers, got to love smoker's breath.
    2) The French always surrender. Think World War 2, French surrendered straight away. So you know she won't put up a struggle.
    3) The French have cute accents.
     
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    4) The French love guillotine. It'll be your last time but it might be worth it. :)
     
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    Ew I refuse to kiss a smoker :puke:
     
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    She had been at the pub, talking about how her roommate left the bathroom door ajar (again), and she saw him taking a dump, getting excited by it, and rubbing one out, and this feller asked her to take him to greet you...it was he she was speaking to when she said, nah, he's not in."

    angry.jpg
     
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    Smokers refuse to kiss you
     
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    Tap it, is it even a question
     
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    She's... how do I put it without offending people... promiscuous.

    She told me she's fucking this asian dude (who is ripped btw, so I'm not getting involved) and this nerdy dude called Bartholemeu or something. At the same time! It would be an easy ass but a dangerous ass
     
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    If it ain't snapping back or smelling like a fresh fish market you're gravy bro
     
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    We were at a flat party playing beer pong. She was giving me the look (the "I want your d look") for the whole time. You best believe I brought my A game trying to get her drunker. I go to the toilet for 5 minutes, just 5 minutes and bam she's kissing some random dude.

    I feel like I should be aiming higher lol. She has one of the best asses I've ever seen though so I'm not completely sure
     
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    Maybe you're just a stronger man than I am but if I hadn't made any commitment to anyone else yet I would've had french girl on my face in about 30 seconds flat
     
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    She's everybody's girl.. Idk if you actually needed to bring your A game, or even your B game for this one.
     
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    If you do want her stop trying so hard. Eventually she's going to think you're seriously pursuing her, which will more than likely scare her off.
     
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    I need pics
     
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    Nah, I'm not worried about being able to get her. Usually I would try to fuck her (and usually fail) but I'm just not that interested for some reason. I think I'm growing up lol
     
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    Just whip your dick out stick it in a pink elephant and say "I've got a present for you" 99.9% success rate.
     
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