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Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by SAKARINBO, Sep 11, 2017.

  1. SAKARINBO

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    that I have to take a dump since I moved in with my friend and her roommate. I miss having my own personal toilet.
     
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    Go to Walmart that's what I do
     
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    There's no Walmart. Idk where the nearest public toilet is.too late, it was a quadruple flusher. Hope no one heard that
     
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    I hate when I flush multiple times and then james immediately comments on it when I come out
     
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    Lmao. Toilets in Scotland generally don't have enough force to bring the floaters down. Also there isn't enough water in the bowl so you have to do some precision aiming to avoid skid marks
     
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    Oh yeah actually I remember that now. And the chain with the water box way up high.
     
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    Omfg this thread :rofl: @:pee: you're missing out on toilet gold!
     
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    I always put a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before I do my business. No one will ever have to deal with my skid marks
     
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    wow, I wish I had talked to you a year ago, finally the life hack I needed 5 days before I leave. In US and Canada our toilet bowls are filled at least half way with water so this is unnecessary
     
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    Karlijn Nexopian youngster Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Ew, so the water splashes up and hits your butt? :confused:
     
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    you got er
     
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    so literally the exact same thing just happened to me again. fml. This toilet cannot handle me.
     
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    Only if your deposit is heavy enough :rofl: we also don't have bidet's so maybe that's why
     
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    We don't have bidets either. Bidets are for les Francais
     
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    did you know in most far east and middle east they have hoses to clean their butt with water. My new friends from Middle east and from India told me that westerners have nasty butts and Praveena told me the first few days in Scotland she woke up with an itchy butthole and couldnt sleep until she showered lmao. (she didnt get used to wiping with tp, she bought a watering can)
    I agree.
    Think about it, if you got a bit of shit anywhere else on your body would you be ok with just dry wiping it off with TP? no.
     
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    Guys.. personal hygiene wipes FTW
    And this is also why people that don't shower daily freak me out a little :err:
     
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    lmao, I dont properly shower every day, this is why I like having the telephone cord type shower head. I would just take my pants off after pinching a loaf and do a little precision clean.
    when I have my own place my toilets will have this
    [​IMG]
     
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    I bought one of those bidets during the big Amazon summer sale but I have yet to install it.
     
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    tell me how it is, I want one.
     
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    I'll letcha know.