Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by 867k, Jan 12, 2018 at 2:15 PM.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."
What happens to the frog who says in the parking lot to long?
He gets TOAD
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To the get to the other side.
What's Forrest Gumps email password?
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them
Separate names with a comma.