Discussion in 'Sex' started by fantasia, Sep 7, 2017.
Anyone able to top that?
No but really, @fantasia wtf!
Nope... I saw a homeless guy dragging a TV out of the strippers by the cord down a road after hours once... No part of me was like... I should suck his dick. Lol
^^Wasn't drunk enough
Yeah I've never been that drunk. Like Fantasia level drunk
A few years later my mom dated a homeless guy and I heard them having sex all the time so I guess it runs in the family
K well the bright side is you can only go up from here
My ex was bulimic and used to suck my dick in the bathroom until she puked up her dinner. Still an 8/10
Sounds like something @Catherina would do, you might wanna slide in the dms my boy
This thread is the worst thread on Nexopia
At least you were probably drunk enough that you didn't smell/taste his rancid dick.
"Rancid dick" is an unpleasant combination of words.
Great band name though.
damn u seem like a nice girl, holla
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