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Once I got drunk and sucked off a homeless guy behind the train tracks

Discussion in 'Sex' started by fantasia, Sep 7, 2017.

  1. fantasia

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    Anyone able to top that?
     
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    :rofl::rofl:I'm dead :dead:
     
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    Nope... I saw a homeless guy dragging a TV out of the strippers by the cord down a road after hours once... No part of me was like... I should suck his dick. Lol
     
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    ^^Wasn't drunk enough
     
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    Thank God
     
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    Yeah I've never been that drunk. Like Fantasia level drunk :jk:
     
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    A few years later my mom dated a homeless guy and I heard them having sex all the time so I guess it runs in the family
     
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    K well the bright side is you can only go up from here :)
     
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    My ex was bulimic and used to suck my dick in the bathroom until she puked up her dinner. Still an 8/10
     
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    Sounds like something @Catherina would do, you might wanna slide in the dms my boy
     
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    This thread is the worst thread on Nexopia :hammer:
     
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    At least you were probably drunk enough that you didn't smell/taste his rancid dick.
     
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    "Rancid dick" is an unpleasant combination of words.

    Great band name though.
     
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    damn u seem like a nice girl, holla
     
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