It all began at the day of my birth, where both my parents failed to show up. The nurse took me home to meet my parents for the first time, upon seeing me my mother shrieked and began to look for a replacement son. Unfortunately, she was barren at this point and had to adopt a frog who she named "Only Son". We grew up together, we were best friends. We would do everything together and I do mean everything. Despite our relationship, I was incredibly jealous and envious of Only Son. He would get better grades, he was more popular and our parents loved him more. My mother wanted to abort me when I was 12, but my father persuaded her not to instead pointing to my inherent value. That value was eating their shit. Whenever my parents wanted to shit, they would place me on my back while I was on the ground. They would pull down their pants, squat and shit in my mouth. When they were done, I would then proceed to lick their assholes until the shit was gone. They did this to save money on toilet paper. I'm now an adult, looking to change the laws and stigma on frog/human relationships and marry Only Son. I still eat their shit. So, how about you guys?