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Stardate: 2017 January of the 1st

Discussion in 'User Topics' started by Cib3rNaut, Jan 1, 2017.

  1. Cib3rNaut

    Cib3rNaut Guest

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    18 minutes past the 0 hundredth of the hour. Nexopia remains calm despite massive time shift in years that has taken place. World retains structural balanced, and I am able to understand most of the celebrations going on. It has been numerous log updates since this has last taken place. Commander DJFly and myself have still yet to capture the mysterious Wrecky that has appeared and disappeared due to massive intoxication before we can return her to sickbay. The crew remains stable yet cautions of the upcoming days ahead. Projected outcome suggests next time lines ahead to become better than before. Statistically none of the crew is readied to handle any oncoming force against the Starship, due to massive eating and drinking that has taken place on the holo deck. Everything remains as it has before yet the captains quarters have been raided of all anti hangover medications and tablets.
     
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  2. djfly

    djfly Smiter of Spam

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    lmfao.
     
  3. SirJordan

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    This made me laugh so much :D
     
  4. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    Hahahahaha good luck @Cib3rNaut you're gonna need one hell of a net to catch me :D
     
  5. djfly

    djfly Smiter of Spam

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    What about chloroform?
     
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  6. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    You can try ;) but you would probably have to serve it to me in a drink and hope I take the bait
     
  7. Cib3rNaut

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    Like shots of straight up chloroform, out of a vodka bottle
     
  8. djfly

    djfly Smiter of Spam

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    I figured the rohypnol joke might be in poor taste :p
     
  9. Cib3rNaut

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    Why date rape someone when you could just wait until they fall asleep, that might have been in poorer taste
     
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    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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  11. Cib3rNaut

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    Then I will be quiet and avoid touching