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Text Based City Simulator - Torn City

Discussion in 'Videogames' started by ElderCouncil, Jan 13, 2018 at 9:20 AM.

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Sound like your kinda game?

  1. Text Based ? Is it 1998?

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  2. Hell yeah, playing for years

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  3. Peaks my interest

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  4. What kinda game is it?

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  1. ElderCouncil

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    Anyone play around? Ive been playing for 8 years strong, my favorite pastime game thats 100% free. For those who don't play, quick summary from the horses mouth
    '' Torn is a text-based online RPG set in Torn City, a dark, murky underworld where only the sharpest survive. In Torn City you can be anyone and do anything. Build your character to infinite strengths and play it your way.
    Torn City is a massively multiplayer game with thousands of active players around the world. Join them, attack them, befriend them, marry them, trade with them, compete with them. Whatever you do ''

    But yeah, if this odd ball kind of a game peaks your interest or you have any questions feel free to chime in.
    Id be happy to set anyone interest up with lots of ingame help and monies. Here is my referral link, CHEERS!

    Referral Link : https://www.torn.com/1184766
     
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  2. mikeconley11

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    I'm taking over your thread, bro. Because my game is so much better.

    It's called Mike Conley Presents: Pedophile and Farts

    You control a middle aged psychotic man named Herbert. Herbert is a lonely, depressed and bipolar pedophile who in his spare time molests children. The aim of the game is to kidnap as many children as possible and take them back to your basement. The mother will try to look for the missing child, you must fart in the mother's face. You lose the game if you get too depressed and have a bipolar episode, killing yourself. To prevent this, you must even jerk it to some child porn (but don't let the FBI catch you!), kidnap a kid or fart in their parents face.

    Rules and points system:
    -You can also top up your energy by
    -5 points for catching an overweight white child
    -5 points for catching a white nerd/ginger
    -10 points for catching a normal white child
    -20 points for catching a black child as they are much faster and stronger
    -100 points for bringing them back to your basement
    -500 points for farting in their mother's face
    -1000 points or farting in their grandmother's face

    Coming soon.
     
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  3. Mr.Lame

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    Sounds like a rip off of death race 2000
     
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  4. Mr.Lame

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    Also are you wearing a bear costume?
     
  5. mikeconley11

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    No, do you think that would add to the overall enjoyment of the game?
     
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  6. Mr.Lame

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    I'd say so! Hahahaha
     
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    Me and the Pedophile and Fart's crew will take this under consideration. I'm just scared that it will make our game look less serious. We have really serious topics of pedophilia and bipolar, we don't want to appear insensitive.
     
  8. Mr.Lame

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    It would be a disgrace not to have the bear costume in there.
     
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  9. ElderCouncil

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    Jesus. The trump era eh? what a time.
     
  10. Triplicant

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    Torn city for life, baby!

    P.s. Just to be a pedantic bastard, your poll should read "piqued", not "peaked" ;)
     
  11. mikeconley11

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    Excuse me, this is my thread. We're here to discuss 'Mike Conley Presents: Pedophile and Farts' :hammer:
     
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