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Virginity

Discussion in 'Sex' started by Wrecky, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    But it's not gay.. if it's in a threeway. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
     
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    Fellas go to impress a chick helicopter dick helicopter dick to impress a chick do the helicopter dick
     
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  3. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    I love it when we do Lonely Island duets together! But we're missing 1 more person to help us. @Part-Time Platypus do you know this song?
     
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    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    Maybe he's being shy @:pee: do you want to sing some Lonely Island?
     
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    AND ALL OF THAT WAS OKAY! 'CAUSE IT WAS IN A THREE WAY IT'S QUITE CLEAR WHEN YOU SEE THE INSTANT REPLAY!
     
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  6. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    iLuSOmuch!!!<3
     
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  7. Ablazeintheflames

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    This is the tale of Captain Jack sparrow !
     
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  8. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    Pirate so brave on the seven seas, A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga, raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze :singing:
     
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    Captain Jack Johnny Depp Davy Jones giant squid !
     
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    From the day he was born, He yearned for adventure, Ol' Captain Jack, Givin em what for! He's the pauper of the surf, The jester of tortuga, But in Davy Jones locker, What lies in store?
     
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  11. Wrecky

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    I wonder who else we can lure to Nexopia by singing random Lonely Island songs :p
    Shall we do jizz in my pants?
     
  12. Part-Time Platypus

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    A song comes on that reminds me of @Wrecky and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
     
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  13. Wrecky

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    I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
    And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
    You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
    I wear a rubber at all times as a necessity
     
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  14. Part-Time Platypus

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    BECAUSE I JIZZ IN MY PANTS! I JIZZ IN MY PANTS-IJIZZINMYPANTSIJIZZINMYPANTSYESIJIZZINMYPANTSYESIJIZZINMYPANTS!
     
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    Only if you want me to fuck you like America fucked bin Laden.
     
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  16. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member

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    I'm not sure... Maybe not right now?
     
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    That's not how the song goes.... you ruined it!
     
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    I wanna scream "jihad!" As i pull out my rod and proceed to dump my milk n cookies all over your bod. Baby can you call me osama? I wanna terrorize that pussy like a suicide bomber
     
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    Bin Laden is alive and well, And I am gonna train DJFly to take him out Solider Team 7 Style