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What gives you the best boner

Discussion in 'Sex' started by Cib3rNaut, Dec 25, 2016.

  1. Cib3rNaut

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    Usually for myself medium build attractive skinny females with smaller chests. I prefer women that look like boxers or have certain types of athletic abilities. Someone who is able to lift quite the amount of weight is more desirable. Also females that wear low amounts of makeup and look normally beautiful without being saturated by additives.
     
  2. Wrecky

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    Lucky Charms give me wood because they are magically delicious :hungry:
     
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  3. Cib3rNaut

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    Lucky Charms or the leprechaun on the box? That makes more sense
     
  4. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    No just the cereal
     
  5. Cib3rNaut

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    That's Charming
     
  6. SirJordan

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    I'm 15. Everything gives me a boner
     
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    Even honey crisp cereal?
     
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  8. SirJordan

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    Definitely
     
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    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    I wonder what age guys lose this magic. I've always dated old af grandpa's so I'm not even sure if @SirJordan is exaggerating or not :p
     
  10. djfly

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    Early 20s.
     
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    I feel like I had that power until like 25, although It makes walking around difficult in most scenarios. Although before that time I was smoking quite the amount of weed, which could have prolonged the effects
     
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    Oh I'm not exaggerating. It can be literally anything
     
  13. djfly

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    I was previously a 15 year old male, I can attest to how readily boners arise. heh.
     
  14. Wrecky

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    Lol if Mr. Wrecky dies and leaves me a widow I'm thinking the cougar life is sounding pretty OK :D
     
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    The problem is that they tend to only last 15 seconds at a time.
     
  16. Cib3rNaut

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    SirJordan, you better start equipping yourself for battle
     
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  17. SirJordan

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    Not all of them though, some boners are persistent
     
  18. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    This is only a real problem if they are also slow reloaders ;)
     
  19. SirJordan

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    You don't have to worry about that.
     
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  20. Cib3rNaut

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    Your all invited to my New Years Party, Not before being uninvited though.
     
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