Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by Wrecky, Jan 12, 2018 at 10:38 PM.
Talk about the weather or the local hockey team.
Climb out the f*cking ceiling lol, sorry @mcpon14
Sniff her hair
Burst into a basso profundo rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wait for Mark to fix the broken elevator with his maths skills
I would be polite, and ask if I could bury my nose in her golden locks and take a huge whiff.
Invite him to play a friendly game of strip poker
Graciously lose, then do a "helicopter dance."
Teach you how to french braid my hair
Act like I didn't already learn to French braid, so I can be the willing student.
Pepper spray him for no reason.
Just kidding, lol.
^Pretend not to notice the foul smells she creates
Dutch-oven her within the elevater, lol.
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