Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by Wrecky, Mar 6, 2017.
Seriously, we're still on about this? Cib3rNaut I asked you nicely so many times Let's move on.
I climb to the top of the tree and start chopping from there.
You want to move out of your parents house but you're basically agoraphobic and have no friends. The only place available is in a noisy building full of thugs, what do you do?
Kick ass and take names !
You can have waffles or toast for breakfast what do you do?
Waffles! Always waffles.
You accidentally delete all your music as you're about to leave for a road trip, what do you do?
I'm prepared I have mp3 cds made up in case of emergency! (This has happened lol )
You forgot your own name but you need to sign a paper with your name what do you do?
I check my ID!
You wake up from a dream about real life and realize you're asleep at your desk in high school, everything that's happened since was actually a dream and you're really still 16. What do you do?
Smile and rechange what I've done wrong but that means id forget you!
You go to school and you have gym glass all day what do you do?
Your dog snuck out to a party and came back pregnant and possibly drunk. What do you do?
Ask the dog to move out or pay more rent
You have to go to work tomorrow but you don't want to what do you do?
Sue the lawyer that is following me around and call it a day
You are asked out on a date by another version of your opposite sex self, Knowing full well when sex is had it will be mirrored perfectly and never end. Do you choose to date yourself or move onto the exact opposite.
As tempting as that is I couldn't date myself, it would be hot AF but fizzle out quickly. I will take my opposite.
You're selling Bible's door to door and a lonely housewife asks you in for lemonade and sex. As a man of faith you have a problem with adultery and sex outside of marriage but you are really really thirsty. What do you do?
I say hey my deary I like lemonade but not those lemons if you know what I mean, in a moment of truth Jesus Christ drops from Heaven tells me its okay my son just this one time even I got laid once! and the whole time I question my faith as I lay there getting completely destroyed. Leave the house an atheist lmfao!!!!
You become a giant but you just want better sex and all the little men aren't enough for you what do you do?
Invent a growth ray and enlarge all the people I like to my same size
After a wild weekend in Vegas you are contacted by three women claiming to be carrying your child. What do you do?
Become a Morman we would get shit done around the house lmao!
Once upon a time there was a wolf and he is going to eat you if you don't do something what will you do ?
Offer him some tasty treats and a place to live, he's my wolf now
You just graduated from highschool and your parents tell you your only 2 options are to join the military or join the family business of rodeo clowning, what do you do?
Join the army and become a viking !
You have to listen to one song the rest of your life or go to school the rest of your life what do you do?
Go to school and get every degree possible, just for fun
You drank too much wine one night and drunk dialed your ex. She shows up at your house the next day and your girlfriend answers the door. What do you do?
I'd be like umm fuck this lol!
You meet someone online and they show up at your door with flowers and chocolates what do you do?
Call the cops lol
You get abducted and transported to an alien planet. You can either stay and rule as an ambassador or go home where no one will believe your crazy story, what do you do?
It all depends on how the woman look ! So I'll say yes I'll stay!
You have to eat pizza 5 times a day for 2 months or else the whole world will die what do you do?
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