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You ever hook up with a married chick?

Discussion in 'Relationship Advice' started by PlayerClown213, Oct 7, 2017.

  1. PlayerClown213

    PlayerClown213 Newbie

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    I like her but her husband suspects something and he chased me out the house this week. He’s my homie from work but his wife came after me this summer at a bbq and I ain’t gonna say no
     
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    Sound dangerous to me.
     
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  3. sharkbait.

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    Honor dictates that I leave any married woman alone.

    :foie:
     
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  4. skrinkle

    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    Tbh idk if I would or not
     
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  5. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    I dated a guy in the middle of a trial separation.. they ended up getting divorced
     
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    I would not, I couldn't do that to another woman :gdate:
     
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  7. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    You're a true girls girl my hoe :hearts:
     
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  8. Vassago

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    I would not, I could not.
     
  9. Eastcorner

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    STORY TIME

    So, I did once hook up with a married chick (well, I did twice actually, but this is the story of the first time).

    I meet this chick on OkCupid, right? And her profile is constantly either having a photo, or having a photo that isn't of her, or having no photo. It changes literally every hour. So I ask about this.

    "I'm self-conscious."

    Fair enough. I get that. I don't like MY face, that's why I'm spending $4000 to get it fixed. But the important takeaway from this is that this was not the full story.

    So, she and I are talking. She seems more interested in a hookup than an actual relationship. I'm like "whatever" because I'm 20 years old and I just got out of a long-term relationship. She apparently also has, so she agrees to drive into town to see me (1 hour drive out, she was in Salmon Arm). She comes over to my place, doesn't wanna do a date in public for some reason, just wants to skip to it. I don't really care, we're gonna get it ON.

    So uh, we do start getting it on. And that's when I find out that apparently nipple play is a BAD idea, because she's got breast milk (not a flavour I'm a fan of my dudes).

    Me: "Woah, do you have a newborn?"

    Her: "Well... Yes..."

    Me: "I thought you said you hadn't been in a relationship for a while?"

    At this point I look at her left hand. She'd been super careful, but she'd forgotten one thing... HER WEDDING BAND.

    Dead giveaway my friends, dead giveaway. But we're talking about a 20-year-old dude in the middle of very important business. So uh, I hate to say I'm dishonorable, but I definitely didn't back out until later.

    And that's the story of the FIRST time I hooked up with a married chick.
     
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    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    YOU DRANK FROM HER TEAT?
     
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    I DRANK FROM HER TEET
     
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    skrinkle Cat Mom Staff Member Mod Squad

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    What did it taste like?
     
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  13. Eastcorner

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    Kinda soapy.
     
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    Wrecky Valkyrie Staff Member Mod Squad

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    :puke:
     
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