Idk perhaps he has a girlfriend hes embarrassed of and hes takin advantage of an empty house rather than bonin her around yall. Maybe she has a...
One time my cat was having such an intense dream i couldnt wake her from that i began wondering what a cat seizure looks like i guess
I like that theres an end
The idea of being trapped with my consciousness for eternity frightens me
Hmm maybe wearing socks to shoe stores has been the wrong move this whole time
Well **** i dont have anything prepared
Its been great
Cant make any promises about tomorrow
What about puffy ones
Omg that sounds creepy and awful. Can anything be done about it?
I get sharp pains that knock me down but not after i eat, think im safe
Say "right back at ya" with a wink and then jerk off onto his
Exactly that size exactly that color
Maybe it means those guys are in trouble instead j
His personality would have a big dick
A banana split I think
One time i saw a spider poop it blew my fucking mind
Its probably poop
One hell of a foot man im proud
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