Just bedazzle a buttplug if you think your pooper needs pizazz.
How many times do you think he’s told the nurses he’s got wood. At least 5 I bet
All I hear are war drums and the clashing of swords
I was an angry young man from the age of 15. Now I’m an angry man looking forward to becoming an angry old man.
I have heard that the potential of modding a lawn roomba into a roving deathbot is one of the reasons we don’t have them
Lol, it is Pride Month. You never know who might be trying to get into the holiday spirit
Habitrail On Haunted Hill
You’re going to need to show me a good time before you give me that sloppy beej and i get beard stubble friction burns all over my junk. Im going...
Megafruit from the Megatree?
I dunno, your profile says you’re a dude; you’re off to a bad start. What kind of date are we talking about
How on earth do I get that much shit? Amazon? And won’t it be really heavy to lug back to my apartment? Your plan is hard, I’ll just go back to...
Reminds me of the Joseph Fritzl story only more brutal. Could be made up, but there are also a lot of real world torture dungeon stories out there
Milk chocolate and chicken. Shouldn't taste good but it does
Drag Me To Heck
Lair of the White Supremacist
I need to relocate then. Outside of a few close friends a lot of the people here kind of get judgy or put off by that stuff. Most people where I...
Flat earthers, weird cults, nutjob conspiracy theorists, psychopaths. Basically any group of people who have extremely deviant ideas and...
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