2 truths and 1 lie

#2?

1. My name isn't skrinkle
2. I have 2 cats
3. I'm a very nice person

 

Number 2?

1. I'm sitting on a chair
2. I'm sitting in a chair
3. I'm sitting near a char

 

#3

1. I'm listening to music
2. I'm listening to the news
3. I'm listening to the sound of traffic

 

3?

1. I'm a man.
2. I'm a woman.
3. I'm an it.

 

#1?

1. I like to eat
2. I like to f*ck
3. I like to sleep

 

Number 2?

1. I'm looking straight forward
2. I'm looking diagonally down
3. I'm looking diagonally up

 

well, if you were looking cock eyed then 1.

1 - i own one shirt
2 - i listen to green day
3 - i don't like egg's

 

2 unless pop emo is your thing
Both my parents are deaf
I've torn my thumb open to the bone
I have more pokemon cards than I can count

 

2?
I'm drinking soda right now.
I'm drinking coffee right now.
I'm drinking water right now.

 

I’m drinking iced tea right now
I smoke weed to help me sleep which is weird because I have chronic fatigue and you’d think I’d be able to
My ex girlfriend isn’t completely insane

 

Haha #3?

1. I only like anal sex
2. I've dated a gay guy more than once
3. I don't like answering questions about myself

 

1, final answer.

1. i ate a peach today
2. i just had a phat bong rip
3. i hate going to show's

 

1. I just finished cooking a rotisserie chicken
2. I enjoyed the super bowl
3. I jerked off in the bathroom at work today

 

Lol @Whiskybethyname #2?
@Squire72 #3?

1. I left work early today
2. I skipped work today
3. It's raining right now

 

3?

I have a laptop.
I have a phone.
I have an Ipod.

 

#2?

1. I have the highest post count on Nexopia
2. I have the most blogs on Nexopia
3. I have the most likes on Nexopia

 

2?

I've flew before.
I've flown before.
I've flied before.

 

1 - One time my friend went through a stop sign and we were hit by a semi truck going 80kms

2 - I have never been outside of Canada/I've only been on a plan 3 times

3 - My grandfather was a war hero and when he passed away he gave me his most prized medal.

 

First one in way too specific, so that's definitely true unless you're overcompensating with your lie. Have Canadians even fought in any wars? I'm going with 2.

1- It wasn't me who flicked @c0la's ear, number 2 did it.

2- It wasn't me who did it. I know that number 3 did it.

3- It wasn't me who did it. 2 does not know who did it.

 

Number 1?

I am on Mars, right now.
I am on Venus, right now.
I am on Jupiter's moon, Io, right now.