2 truths and 1 lie

You mentioned you have cats, but I don't remember how many. If one of your cats is lying on your leg, you can't use it. I bet you have only 12 piercings.

1. I really need to watch what I eat or I'll get problems
2. I drink too much coffee
3. I sometimes don't eat anything all day

 

I have no idea, but you don't strike me as a super unhealthy eater, so I'm guessing 1 is the lie.

1. I haven't worn a bra all week
2. I got day drunk yesterday
3. I can't do even the most basic hairstyles

 

Oh wow. That post is almost a week old.
I'm just guessing here; 3

1. I have a headache
2. I am allergic to strawberries
3. I'm left handed

 

2?

1. I'm super outgoing IRL
2. I met my boyfriend at strip club
3. I haven't had a drink in over a month

 

I wish

3

1. I'm on second life every week
2. I mostly listen to classical music
3. I read the newspaper every day

 

3?

1. My family is Catholic
2. I wear a minimum of spf30 everyday
3. I had a new outdoor staircase built last month

 

2, because I have no idea what spf30 means, but it sounds painful

1. I had my first driving lesson last Friday
2. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow
3. I need to take Max for a walk

 

Lol @Karlijn it's sunblock, what do you call it?

Your lie is 1 or 3 but not sure which

1. My ringtone is the Sailor Moon theme song
2. I just fed my dog a cheeseburger
3. I'm drinking a non alcoholic beverage

 

I hope 1 is the lie

1. I own an iPhone 4
2. I have a collection of USB sticks
3. I use photoshop to restore old photographs

 

I don't think you still have an iPhone 4

1. I wear short shorts
2. I don't brush my hair every day
3. I'm pregnant

 

3 would be a schocker. I hope that's the lie.

1. There might be a romantic development in my life
2. I'm considering getting a tattoo
3. I might have a stalker

 

I hope 3 is the lie

1. I'm wearing a onesie right now
2. I've only read 2 books this summer
3. My boyfriend hired a professional house keeper last week

 

Unfortunately it's not.

I can't imagine you in a onesie, but I hope 2 is the lie.

1. I only like kids when they're about 9 or older
2. I was once offered money for sex
3. I dropped my cellphone in the toilet once

 

I hope 2 was the lie but they are all plausible.

1. There are 7 doors on the second floor of my house
2. I have a blacklight in my bedroom
3. I have a sticker on my phone case

 

What would you need 7 doors for?

1. I watch Discovery Channel together with my parents every Sunday morning
2. I'm going back to school tomorrow
3. I did not sleep at home last night

 

The doors are attached to rooms, I use them to enter I think #3 is the lie

1. I love mayonnaise
2. I used to be a vegetarian
3. I'm really good at walking on crutches

 

I think 2 is true. 3 can be true if at one point you broke your leg or ankle. I truly hope 1 is the lie.

1. I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian
2. I finally decided what I want to do for a living
3. I'm going to the US for a week next month

 

You got that one right, I fucking HATE mayonnaise For you, I think #1 is the lie.

1. I've been in the hospital 3 times this summer
2. My favourite colour is blue
3. I wish summer was already over

 

I sincerely hope 1 is the lie

1. My side hurts and I don't know why
2. I have eczema
3. My nose is running

 

I hope all of those are lies, and you're just fucking with the game for fun

1. I'm 5 years younger than my brother
2. I'm 5 years younger than Mr Wrecky
3. I'm 18 years older than my dog