2 truths and 1 lie

Unfortunately not

I have no clue. I'm guessing Mr Wrecky is more then 5 years older

 

1. I sometimes forget to finish my posts
2. I may be needing glasses
3. I'm reading a thriller

 

3, I think you're reading a smutty romance

1. I haven't seen my grandparents in 2 years
2. Yesterday was my birthday
3. My zodiac sign is Aries

 

If your birthday was yesterday, then your sign would be virgo. I looked it up, since I think zodiac sign are BS.
SO, EITHER 2 or 3 is a lie. I'm guessing 2. And shame on you for 1.

1. I recently wrote a spooky story
2. My great-grandfather was a ship's carpenter
3. My mom gives cooking classes

 

#3

1. I smoke like a chimney
2. I run everyday
3. I have never eaten cantaloupe

 

My psychic abilities ptell me that 2 is the lie, but I have no idea why.

1. I eat way too much candy
2. I drink my coffee black
3. I have never tried weed

 

3 is the lie

1. I'm a good hula hooper
2. I'm a good driver
3. I like the smell of gasoline

 

No one should like the smell of gasoline.

1. I sometimes don't eat for an entire day
2. My singing voice is much lower than my speaking voice
3. I really love mars bars

 

I'm surprised you have access to Mars bas in the Netherlands, so I think that's the lie.

1. I make my bed every day
2. I like my meat rare
3. I lost 3 pounds last month by sitting around the house doing **** all

 

Losing three pounds doing nothing doesn't sound healthy. I hope that's the lie.

1. When My mom bakes cookies and one gets burned, I still try to eat it
2. I play chess against my dad to amuse him
3. I bake bread for Easter

 

I don't think you bake bread

1. I just watched my dog eat a wasp
2. I keep a baseball bat in the trunk of my car
3. I get road rage often

 

In some neighbourhoods a baseball bat can be useful, but why in the trunk?
Still, I'm guessing 3 is the lie.

1. I use zinc ointment daily
2. I always have a couple of band aids with me, just in case
3. I always carry a tick remover when I take Max to the park or woods.

 

2 & 3 sound like good ideas, so maybe 1 is the lie?

1. I have mostly female friends
2. I clean my sink every time I brush my teeth
3. I love the rain

 

2!
I don't know why, but I'm convinced that's the lie

1. I buy my shoes 1 size too big
2. My favourite underwear has holes in it
3. I like sitting on the floor

 

Incorrect
I don't think you like sitting on the floor, so 3

1. I don't like kittens but I love cats
2. I always have gum/mints in my purse
3. I have a closet devoted entirely to my shoes

 

Also incorrect
I like sitting on the floor to play with Max, and to not be confined to my chair all day.

Why would anyone not like kittens?

1. I really need to go to the bathroom right now
2. A couple of my stories were published online
3. I am shy on the phone
   

 

I think 3 was the lie.

1. I recently broke my phone
2. I recently broke my leg
3. I break things often

 

You told me your phone was broken. If you had broken your leg, I think we would know about it, so I think 2 is the lie.

1. I broke my nail today (is that how you say that in English?)
2. I dropped an egg on the kitchen floor today
3. I speak three languages.

 

You've said you don't cook, so I don't know what you would be doing with an egg. 2 is the lie?

1. I'm cooking a turkey tomorrow
2. My mom is coming to visit tomorrow
3. I'm going to the USA tonight

 

But I also said that the only things that I do make are macaroni and (drumroll) omelettes.

3 is mutually exclusive with both 1 and 2, unless you intend to return within a day, so I am convinced that is the lie.

1. I had a fever yesterday
2. My dad had a fever yesterday
3. My mom had a fever yesterday