3 word story

who ate children

 

for breakfast and

 

Drank unicorn blood.

 

every other weekend

 

with Trudeau supporters.

 

to gain support

 

for Donald Trump

 

Who frequents Hooters

 

to measure and

 

take a look

 

inside each person's

 

changing room and

 

personal handbag, to

 

seek out suspicious

 

wall breaking devices

 

because there had

 

to be something

 

to explain why

 

the strippers had

 

all been complaining