Adopted an orphan baby monkey

I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg

 

Oh my god

 

Cute monkey.

 

Lmao monkeys look exactly like humans

 

http://www.caltech.edu/news/humans-...patibility-not-985-percent-research-shows-614

 

Must be why I hate monkeys.

 

I actually like monkeys, our little cousins. I'd own one if it was practical to do so, for sure.

 

My dad kept a spider monkey as a pet when he was in his 20s. He said the monkey like to grab his cat by the ears, and tug them hard back and forth, then disappear up a tree. He also said when he took the monkey out in public, he would sit on the hood of my dad's car, near the hood ornament, and he would wait for a crowd to gather around, and then he would quickly ejaculate in his hand and fling it on everyone.

 

Hahahah what hahaha nasty lil bastard!

 

I asked my dad why he didn't warn people, but he just smiled at me.

 

Like I knew they fling shit but jizz? That was one mean lil dude

 

Did he rip anybody's face off?

 

Why are yawning animals so cute?

 

Hello all, thank you very much for watching my youtube videos. Can I humbly request if you could share one of my videos on your Facebook profile, and ask all your friends to subscribe to my channel? Thank you again very much!

 

I would never, after making all of 8 posts on a forum, ask the community to spam for me. What the hell is wrong with me?