Ain't that cute

It was my nan's brother's birthday and my nan said "I'm happy you were born" to him because apparently that's the Turkish way of saying happy birthday. I didn't know that, it sounds so wholesome.

Why don't we start saying that? It's so cute.

 

Is it like saying, "Bless your heart" in the American South?

 

Nah, because you only say that when you're being sarcastic. Isn't "bless your heart" the American version of "**** you"?

 

No, it means, you are an idiot but I still love you.

 

Condescending af

 

I don't approve of people breeding in general.. so I would never congratulate someone for being born. Happy birthday is good enough, and I can say it in a passive aggressive way

 

How do you even say happy birthday passive aggressively?

 

You bake them a beautiful pie and throw it in their face? I don't know.

 

Like "Awwe happy birthday!! Yay for u "
But I actually mean wow you survived this long.. good 4 u

 

On my birthday, you said, "Happy birthday" to me. So, it actually meant "screw you"?

 

@mcpon14 I have never, and will never say hbd to you

 

You actually said with your undulating body, saying each syllable with each removal of an article of clothing.

 

@Wrecky I'm just playing. You actually wrote it in the snow, using my urine.

 

Ughh that's so annoying, I would throw something at you if you said that to me

 

Why?

 

I think there are enough people..

 

If you ruled the world, I'm one of the first to go, aren't I?

 

I didn't say I was ok with genocide
But taking preventative action against overpopulation would be a priority..

 

What's the difference between genocide and mass-abortion?

 

Preventative action
Anyone who gets born before whatever date.. good for you, you made the cut. Anyone else.. sorry, better luck next time