Alcohol? 19+!

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  1. Wrecky

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    @djfly Let that be a lesson to you, if your system ain't broke don't fix it. And ALWAYS get plastered before and/or during family events.
     
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    Nah, I just told 'em all to go **** 'emselves if they have an issue.
     
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    Would you come to my next family event and say that to mine as well? Some of them really have it coming but I'm just too polite. :oops:
     
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    I don't think I've ever been intoxicated at a family event. They aren't that bad when I am around them, although maybe they are really annoying when I am not around and everything is not as it seems.
     
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    Pull me up on Skype or something and I'd do it. Always enjoyable to tell random people to **** off.
     
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    Perfect, I'll remember that :D
    You have to be really passive aggressive about it though, that's all they understand.
    Totally love my family so much lol
     
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    I'd require a full backstory; not because I care on a personal basis, but because I can only destroy people who are wrong. That said, given the backstory and my agreement, and though I generally refrain from using them in a debate, I'm quite good at passive aggressive jabs. I learned from my mom's family. They're exceptional at being condescending and passive-aggressive.
     
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    @djfly No real back story, my mom's sisters are just total bitches. In the most passive aggressive/condescending way possible. Probably because they don't drink and need to get laid :D
     
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    "Backstory" in the "I'd need facts from their lives to use against them" way.
     
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    They're all old and boring af
    1 has a cat, 1 has a dog, and 1 has a kid. My only bio cousin on my mom's side and she's totally screwed up. The one with the cat might be a hoarder lol not really sure.
     
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    And this is grounds to unleash my smite upon them?

    Edit: Respect my epic use of an archaic term
     
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    If you people are not gonna use this thread for drinking I suggest you get at it. Water is also an acceptable substitute, water laced with pure H2o that is
     
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    Oh I'm drinking! Pumpkin spice whiskey is the shit :D
    And yes @djfly
     
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    Where does the spice from the pumpkin come from? I've sampled pumpkin before and most has no flavor
     
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    nutmeg, ginger, and cinnamon, the three spices common in pumpkin pie, the main way that most people get exposed to pumpkins.
     
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    So what your saying is the three main spices in Pumpkin spice do not contain actual Pumpkin flavoring
     
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    That's exactly what he's saying @Cib3rNaut
    rich "pumpkin pie flavours" enhanced with allspice and nutmeg are showcased in this smooth whisky :hungry:
     
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    Allspice was so named because explorers, upon discovering the Caribbean (Jamaica specifically), found the locals using a spice that had a similar flavour to a combination of cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg. It was thus named "All Spice" (In French, the literal translation is "Jamaican Spice").

    So, though I don't remember putting allspice in a pumpkin pie, it stands to reason that allspice fits the "pumpkin pie spice" spice profile. =)
     
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    Maybe they just couldn't decide on a flavor name, and mixed them all together and called it all spice. So the 3 dimensions of spices being mixed in any configuration would be in turn the all spice. And with the words Jamaican being added I would assume that the passers of the naming ritual were very high at the time. Most likely spilling all spices into one bunch creating the aforementioned all spice naming system.
     
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    Your wealth of random knowledge never fails to impress me :D
    I literally just stole that description from BC liquor stores website lol
    If I had to guess for myself I would have said cinnamon, vanilla and molasses but my sense of taste is clearly a little off.
     
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