What do you use to cope when you’re feeling uncomfortable? Jokes on jokes on jokes. What makes you feel unstoppable? Caffeine,cocaine ... How do you see me? With my eyes What emotion do you experience the most? Stress like every other American If you could do anything for the rest of your life, what would that be? Traveling the world Do you think you’re brave? Yep mama didn’t raise no bitch Is it easy for you to show yourself love or speak kindly to yourself? I’m my biggest supporter. What annoys you the most about people? A lack of self confidence. What makes you feel super loved? Affection? What do you want people to feel when they’re around you? Comfort? What is a dream you’ve never said out loud? I used to want to be a astronaut. What do you lie the most about? My ability to understand anything If you had to change your name then which one would be the new? Frankenstein. What makes you feel most alive? Waking up in the morning. When do you feel your most vulnerable? When I’m naked and afraid. Are you more afraid of death or not really living? Death. What do you think makes me smile? Fat asses. What scares you the most? Deep water and rejection. What is more important to you — status, power, or money? Money. Is there anything you see inside of yourself you’re not sure of? I’m pretty content. What is that one childhood fear you have not told anyone yet? Rodents. What is the nickname that your friends have given you? What does it mean? Mither - mister. I used to have a lisp when I was younger. Where would you like to be in 5 years? Living in a house I built with my wife and 7 dogs. What was the experience that impacted you the most in your life? My experiences growing up with my crazy ass family. What type of relationship did you have with your parents? Moms my world, my pops were cool. Would you be with someone who doesn’t have the same beliefs as you? I can adjust. How would your best friends describe you? Asshole. Do you usually follow your heart or your head? Both usually at the wrong times. Would you put your family or your friends first if you had to choose one? Family. What did your last relationship teach you? Karma is real haha Do you prefer dating just one person and see where it goes or dating multiple people until you make a decision? One and done I always say. What are the qualities you’re looking for in someone you want to grow old with? Ass and boobs and a personality just as small. What are you most grateful for in your life? Family and friends. If you could change anything about your past, what would it be? I wish I was born in time to expirence the 60s-1980s What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself today and why? I wish I was taller, I wish I was a baller. Seriously tho I’m short. I want to be taller so I could dunk. If you knew that you only had one year to live, what would you change in your life? My living arrangement. Where do you go when you need some inspiration? Nexopia. Who is the first person you call when you’re in trouble? Mommma or nan. What is the craziest thing that you’ve done with someone? I’ve done some crazy shit that i will not be sharing with the likes of you all. What is the best advice you’ve ever been given? Life is like a box of chocolates. If you could marry anyone in the world, who would it be and why? @*~BRAT~* I need a live in nurse. Do you think confessions make a relationship stronger? Well secrets do not. Did you ever judge someone for the dark secrets they told you? Yes all the time. If you could choose one superpower, what would it be and why? Money, just like Bruce Wayne. What is your biggest regret in life so far? Letting my dog eat fried chicken. What was your favorite romantic moment and why? Nothing ... someday What is your favorite childhood memory? Being with my family. Are you still in touch with your childhood friends? Yep bros for life. What do you do when you’re angry? Go silent. What are your beliefs on God? Meh it could be real could not be. Do you believe in soul mates? Optimistic rainbows How long does it take you to really trust someone? Depends on the other person. If you had to move to a distant land without your friends and family, would you do it? Nah I’ll stay here. What are some things that you wished people knew about you? That I’m a deep and sensitive soul mwhahaha Do you believe that live after death is possible? Meh anything is possible. Where do you think you will be 10 years from now? Coaching a basketball team. If you got into an argument with your best friend over your lover when they aren’t around, would you stand up for your lover? Well obviously What’s your philosophy in life? The earth is fucking round. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself? I want to be taller I want to be a baller. Are you religious or spiritual? Not so much, only when my mom and nan want me to be. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? Extrovert Which parent are you closer to and why? My nan, she’s an angel What was the best phase in your life? Right now What was the worst phase in your life? Ages 1-3 when I couldn’t talk. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up? At some point it became what I wanted. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much? Harry Potter, if I have to explain it to you you’ll never understand! What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Hoes. Are you more into looks or brains? Both. What lies do you most often tell yourself? Looking good today bud! Do you think the present is better than 50 years ago? Why? Yes! Music and culture were way more appealing. What’s the most extreme example of poverty you have seen? I’ve seen some sad poverty stricken reservations. What do a lot of parents do that screws up their kid? Fight? Would you ever take back someone who cheated? Yes. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner? No problem. When do you think a person is ready for marriage? When they are ready to share bank accounts. What kind of parent do you think you will be? Amazing What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner? We’re going to have to be just friends mom. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything? Nan Do you usually stay friends with your exes?**** no. Have you ever lost someone close to you? Yes If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up? Both What’s an ideal weekend for you? Trout slaying What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex? Yeah it could work. Do you judge a book by its cover? Usually when I’m buying a book. Are you confrontational? I can be mfer When was the last time you broke someone’s heart? Everyday sorry boys. Would you relocate for love? For sure Did you ever write a journal? Sometimes I’ll jot notes What are you most thankful for? Being alive. Do you believe in second chances? Yeah sure I usually fuckbup the first time. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? That I’m not as ugly on the inside as I am on the outside. What is your idea of a perfect vacation? Somewhere there’s enough museums that I don’t get bored. What did your past relationship teach you? How to not be such a shit bag. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder? If it works don’t brake it. What’s on your bucket list this year? Skydiving When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush? 5 Red Bulls in What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again? Topping my bike out, I plan to do it again and again. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for? Money, money, money What’s your biggest regret in life? Answering these questions. What do you think about when you’re by yourself? Everything in depth.