You know that game that teachers get you to play where you have to say 2 truths about yourself and 1 lie, well I had to play that in a seminar. Every single one of the pussies I played with said "Oh my God, I can't lie it's against my nature" and I just wanted to punch them in the face. Like, stop pretending that you're Jon Snow you're all probably cheating on your boyfriends. Anyway, I said "I have 2 siblings, I don't have a pet and this morning I killed the janitor of the University". Now apparently I don't smile enough when I joke, because they were dead serious I overheard one of them saying whether they should report me. Like **** off, it's a joke you plebs. You look like walruses. I spent the rest of the seminar reassuring them that I wasn't a crazed murderer, I hate icebreakers. Anyone else?