Awkward Class Icebreaker

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  1. mikeconley11

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    You know that game that teachers get you to play where you have to say 2 truths about yourself and 1 lie, well I had to play that in a seminar. Every single one of the pussies I played with said "Oh my God, I can't lie it's against my nature" and I just wanted to punch them in the face. Like, stop pretending that you're Jon Snow you're all probably cheating on your boyfriends.

    Anyway, I said "I have 2 siblings, I don't have a pet and this morning I killed the janitor of the University".

    Now apparently I don't smile enough when I joke, because they were dead serious I overheard one of them saying whether they should report me. Like **** off, it's a joke you plebs. You look like walruses. I spent the rest of the seminar reassuring them that I wasn't a crazed murderer, I hate icebreakers. Anyone else?
     
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  2. skrinkle

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    I’d be your friend after that, I’m always looking for the creeps :)
     
  3. Mak1442

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    Personally, I would not choose such a lie even if it's obvious that it's the lie.
     
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    Damn it, was it really that creepy? I've got to do a group presentation with these people
     
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    Everyone else was telling boring ass lies like "I'm 5 foot 6" when she was 5 foot 5. If we're going to play an icebreaker at least make it entertaining
     
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    And I thought we were already friends :(
     
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    We are :hug: I meant if I was one of those girls in your class
     
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    U just do u pal :gjob:...dont ever change




    For the record I totally would have reported u :shifty:
     
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    I would have been like rofflllllll put me in his group forever :rofl:
     
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    That's not something to joke about...





    The punchline was terrible.
     
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  11. mikeconley11

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    If you can't joke about murder, then what can you joke about?

    Might as well do an update since I'm here. I ended up dating one of the girls in my group a couple of times and we got a 68% on the group presentation.
     
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  12. skrinkle

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    Dating?! Can you tell us everything? Where did U go what did u talk about?? Help an old married lady out here
     
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    Thats a creepy joke id be ready to pull out my hellokitty pocketknife so fast.
     
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    oh god i had to go to this group for foster kids once and we played that game and i just told three lies and watched them all guess and then they were like what was the truth and i was like nothing it was all lies
    making me play that shit fuckin game
     
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  15. fuckdis

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    U can joke about murder just make sure its funny.
     
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    Aw too bad it wasn't 69% ahahah
     
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    I made a thread on it once, whether I should go bowling or not for a first date. This was the girl for that, we went bowling both got like 50 points because the barriers weren't up and we never fucked. Took her to a couple more dates and lost interest. She watched Kardashians, had an iphone, liked top 40 music and all that jazz. I'm a complex dude, I need me a complex woman.

    One time she said "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" and I put on a Pinky voice and I did the "I think so Brain but..." response and she didn't even laugh. That's when you know she's not worth it.
     
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    Wow, she shoulda at least pretended to get it
     

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