Ban the poster above you

Since y'all so jealous of @djfly's sick ban hammer this is where you can pretend to have your own. Make up a reason to ban the poster above you, self banning is encouraged and try to make them entertaining. I will start

I ban @Wrecky for being too hot and making all the boys cry

 

I ban @Wrecky for not posting tits.

 

I ban @djfly for withholding delicious cockmeat sandwiches

 

I ban @Wrecky for not answering me on fetlife.

 

I ban @djfly for secretly being in highschool musical and not telling anyone

 

I ban @Wrecky for being stuffed right full of shit. lol

 

I ban @djfly for stuffing me too hard

 

I accept my ban.

 

I ban all members who have not acknowledged my presence on this forum, so pretty much everyone except DjFly And Wrecky.

 

I ban @Cib3rNaut for keeping me up at night with his tinfoil plots

 

I ban Wrecky for not being in my bed and keeping me awake

 

I ban @Cib3rNaut for not inviting me to his 11th birthday party

 

LOOOLLLL!!!

 

If we were in real life right now you would have just walked into a room, laughed hysterically at me and Cib3rNaut, then left without a word. Ban someone!

 

I ban Wrecky for showing me her tits when I was sixteen

 

I ban @Cib3rNaut for being a skeeze. You should never kiss and tell

 

I ban Wrecky for programming this forum for her advantage, to the point where she gets off on every post

 

I ban @Cib3rNaut for being a poor sport and not helping me get off on every post

 

I ban Wrecky for using ze spetsnaz interwebs on everyone on this forum

 

I ban @Cib3rNaut for not making enough quality threads on Nexopia