Be Careful When Using Lotion!

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  1. tool

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    Why do they make so many different kinds of lotion?
     
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    To confuses dummies that put hand lotion on their faces :)
     
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    You’re the worst! Last time I ask for your dermatology knowledge :hammer:
     
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    Why do men use lotion to "relieve" themselves?
     
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    Well...
     
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    Uh huh :imslow: . . . Itchy skin?
     
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    Well, lets just say that it's the side effect of not getting laid.
     
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    What do you usually use?
     
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    DUDE Aloe Vera lotion works so fucking well on burns! Seriously, it totally relieves the pain! I discovered this a few years back and am set for whenever I pick up a burn. :imslow:
     
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    ^ toothpaste also but it has to be the white kind not the gels
     
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    Wow never woulda thought to try toothpaste on burns, is it the flouride?
     
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    I don’t even know, but for sure it works
     
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    Well, it's a question better suited for @Gandu especially in the light of his OKCupid and POF debacles.
     
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    Actually I met my last gf on POF, I just haven't really been wanting the extra work of a relationship and have been enjoying single life lately, so yea suck it with your Gandu crap lmfao
     
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    I don't understand, you're supposed to be a shark but you can't catch any fish. Why not aim for the catch-able ones instead like @Chutiya or @Rundy?

    Why force yourself when it will only end up in increasing your lotion consumption?
     
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    Haha why dont u **** off
     
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    What? Don't tell me you're not interested in @tight-ass.
     

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