Be Careful When Using Lotion!

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@.:Batman:. be more careful

 

Why do they make so many different kinds of lotion?

 

To confuses dummies that put hand lotion on their faces

 

You’re the worst! Last time I ask for your dermatology knowledge

 

Why do men use lotion to "relieve" themselves?

 

Tell me why @tool

 

Well...

 

Uh huh . . . Itchy skin?

 

Well, lets just say that it's the side effect of not getting laid.

 

What do you usually use?

 

DUDE Aloe Vera lotion works so fucking well on burns! Seriously, it totally relieves the pain! I discovered this a few years back and am set for whenever I pick up a burn.

 

^ toothpaste also but it has to be the white kind not the gels

 

Wow never woulda thought to try toothpaste on burns, is it the flouride?

 

I don’t even know, but for sure it works

 

Well, it's a question better suited for @Gandu especially in the light of his OKCupid and POF debacles.

 

Actually I met my last gf on POF, I just haven't really been wanting the extra work of a relationship and have been enjoying single life lately, so yea suck it with your Gandu crap lmfao

 

I don't understand, you're supposed to be a shark but you can't catch any fish. Why not aim for the catch-able ones instead like @Chutiya or @Rundy?

Why force yourself when it will only end up in increasing your lotion consumption?

 

Haha why dont u **** off

 

What? Don't tell me you're not interested in @tight-ass.