Best or worst dating experience...

Some have been ok and run of the mill dates, but for sure there are those that just stand out as the absolute best or worst dates in history.
What yours...

 

Most of the dates i've been on start off alright, although half way through the conversation it slightly changes sides to the female point of view explaining their aspirations and goals for the future. This usually happens every singular date I have been on, and the resultant is them describing how they would like to find someone and move away with them or how they are planning on leaving town. Which they all seem to be truthful about, then in someway when asked any personal questions they mirror the comments without answering and make depressing comments about myself. It seems to be identical types of behaviours and body language each time when they don't receive any type of hint towards getting what they want. With that the level of conversation I have had with every date I have been on is not something I would pursuit towards a long term relationship, infact there is almost no meaning to the conversates had or any connection emotionally. I basically have to become an actor for each new person I date due to the low level of intellectual information being shared which is physically draining and demeaning.

The other side of this is typically I have girls screaming my name or trying to gather my attention towards them multiple times a month, It is just unfortunate this type of female is usually not very girlfriendable and their loudness and ego usually are negative impacting to who they know. With that they share way too many of the common types of friends or girlfriends in same personalities, becoming an issue with time usage and the amount of distraction of not knowing what the hell they are doing 99% of the time behind closed door which could be detrimental.

I find it difficult to match anyone with myself. Basically when looking for someone without a criminal record that is not a drug user or drinker really lowers the amount of females to a percentage that is almost possible to find in one day. For myself checking out the person before there are any issues and have a conversation in person is most important, the internet is usually guided by the CIA to spread germs or waste person(s) lives due to connected social groupings and structures. The numbers are just so low in this town no progress could be made due to real waiting lists on girlfriends or females that have any type of goals in the lives they lead. That and it seems like the level of prostitution is really high given flippy personalities of women these days who say one thing but mean another.

This town is basically like playing Russian Roulette, except the gun is loaded with 5/6 bullets instead of one.

 

It's not your town, it's modern society.

 

Yeah I agree with you Djfly over the course of the last half a decade or so the social construct has really been converted into a non conversational based way of living life. Which for myself is like being inside an invisible prison. Some people are sociable although most could not be bothered with anything more than the most basic of questions. It really reminds myself of how Russia has invites for foreigners with everything that involves travel, except the concept is taken to the extreme in Canada where everything needs level upon levels or acceptance before going any further. People have basically become an extension of their Cell Phones and Data Plans. Which probably has everything to be done with the low amounts of currency being available to anyone and the controls over each persons time being so programmed. I almost feel every individual person has a background of time being inserted into all their lives that is very programmed to not allow socialization. You may or not be able to find anyone, and when you do it happens to be clocked against all other lifestyle choices that emit an instant response to either being able to match or just walk by each other in a crowded room.

 

@Cib3rNaut
Pretty much.

I'm young(ish) and already miss "the good old days"

Or, this one is related:

Or, my words:

 

Best date - went to the gun range!

 

LOL, sounds like a date with me =P

 

The gun range - Loser buys the first drink? Sound like a pretty fun idea.

 

But typically, mixing alcohol with guns isn't such a good idea =P

(or is this a joke about dueling, and the loser is obviously dead)

 

Worst was I was working at the theater when the first Twilight came out. A girl who was friends of a friend and I went out, I knew she wanted to see the movie, and I liked her, so I asked her out and offered to take her. She accepted, and immediately upon the movie finishing she told me she wasn't interested and then left without me haha

 

My worst was probably a set-up with a (reasonably attractive) waitress from a club I frequented. She had the DJ approach me to set us up. Once introduced, we decided to go play pool and have drinks. The day of the date, I picked her up, and she spent the drive explaining how she was a pool shark who was going to kick my ass. Once there, she discovered that she wasn't "all that" and started pounding double vodkas.

After two hours, I was bored of beating a loud drunk bitch at pool, so I paid the bill and in order to force an end to the "date". Unfortunately, she decided that was a hint and tried to eat my face in the car when we got to her place. Apparently, when a guy turns away from an open mouth coming at them, chick will slobber on whatever skin is available. Cheek and temple in this case.

All in all, it cost me $80 and 4 hours of my life, but I do now have empirical proof that women can behave just as poorly as guys.

 

My first girlfriend was quite intelligent when we dated, which was at a very young age. Unfortunately over the years she seemed fixated after we broke up to share the penis information of a fifteen year old being myself to people I never even knew, then later on I heard from them these stories about her being a total ditz and telling quite a few people in her own perverted way. Assuming she was sharing this information as being directive towards legal aged adults, which we were not. Probably the worst experience I have had with a female, And most likely still to this day she shares the story as if we were much older. I went the other direction with the story telling and never said a word, Seems almost perverse to share information about someone that was underage.

 

Grindr... from the outset and throughout.

 

And this is a surprise? lol

 

Worst date actually never happened. Was seeing this girl and we made plans to hang out. She bailed at the last minute so I went to work at the club I was working for and she showed up with another dude. I politely called her out on it, asking her not to pull drama moves like that, and the next week said dude cornered me and threatened me. I was like "dude, you can have her." Dude...

 

And my best date ever was my first date with my current gf. I took her to her first baseball game, we watched Johnny Mnemonic, went to see some bands play, went to a greasy spoon diner, yadda yadda yadda.

 

None at all, I have had the best and worst experiences from it. The worst being most memorable. I take it for what it is... Other than that it is a good laugh.

 

I skipped past the usual twaddle from @Cib3rNaut but I did read the rest of your stories and have been very entertained to say the least

The shittiest dating experience I had was from a night I didn't know I was supposed to be on a date. He was a good friend but a beta male that never actually specified what we would be doing. I proceeded to be oblivious and unromantic the entire night, cockblocking and trying to help him hit on other girls. I had no idea until he attempted a good night kiss and my actual boyfriend came out and punched him Poor son of a bitch, I'm sure that's his worst dating experience too.

 

Sorry i'm addicted to the sound my keyboard makes when typing, so the outcome of my stories and posts are usually extensively filled with information

 

Actually your last one was fine. By twaddle I meant when you post random nonsense and made up conspiracy theories