Bitch fest

Here is a place to bitch about your problems because I'm sure we all got at least 99.
What pissed you off today? Who do you want to punch? What just sucks? Let it all out, Nexopia is here for you.

I just burnt my hand making tea and it fucking sucks **** THAT FUCKING KETTLE WHORE
The tea is delicious though.

 

FUCKING PERVY ASS FUCKS, FOR **** SAKE, FUCKING FUCKERY FUCKSON FFFUK

All I wanna do is escape my town that I live in, And have a real fucking life for **** sakes. Everyone is a troll or a fucking lurker and I can't even get any fucking sleep because of these fucks. My teacher got fired for probably some horrible reason that I cannot say. No one likes me anymore, Because I am so fucking cool. And being cool isn't really cool is it. Now I probably have to either challenge a test for school or the entire course is a fucking waste. He probably tried to bang like every female at the school at once. Which is the complete opposite of what I would do, I only wanna bang the girl I have been trolling for approximately one decade and won't respond to any of my messages. And no I am not a fucking stalker for pervy fucks sake. I wanna live in another region of the world with real food and people who know what the **** they are doing. I want a real career where I progress and have the ability to fucking fend for myself away from this snail town. With all these snails around. Wrecky has disowned myself because I told her I wasn't interested in her sexual advances and I am not a perve, which everyone on here is pervy as ****. And for **** sakes if you show up in my driveway and wanna talk or enter my home and take a fucking crap and leave a mess of butter and fucking cracker crumbs everywhere at least fucking be kind enough on your way out, to fucking stop being such a pervy ****.

 

I don't even...

 

Lol @Cib3rNaut that definitely beats my burnt hand. Don't bottle it up though, tell us how shitty it is and how angry you are. Really let it out, expressing emotions is healthy

 

So like today I woke up and was like so mad 'cause you know I was like alive and stuff.. and then this total bitch @Wrecky was all HEY CHEER UP EMO KID LIKE LIFE ISN'T BAD N SHIT.. and I was like GAWWDDDD UR NOT MY REAL MOM I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! so I was like mad/sad all day.. and I like knew it was gonna be a horrible day 'cause my Lucky Charms this morning didn't have any red balloons and then my scooter broke and my friend like thought it would be hilarious to be like "One does not simply scoot to Mordor" and I was like SHUT UP NERD NOBODY EVEN LIKES LOTR ANYMORE! and now we're like nawt friends n shit like omg.. life suxxxxxxxx pity me pliz ;3

 

First world problems ^^

 

So I know there is this fukcing girl that trolls me so hard every day all day, In fact she even sends me sexts constantly about her fetishes and everything else. Except its the 99% of other lurkers that constantly molest myself in public everywhere I go and try to call out disturbing conversational pieces, as if seducing a manwhore in public is acceptable behavior. And this one online dating experience has basically changed my entire belief of the fucking universe because it is either the funniest thing that has ever happened or she is sent from basically the terminator world to kill me. Either way it's fucking a bunch of pervy nonsense that is so distorted that it's non realistic to even venture to say that this is responsive of a response based upon further based realizations of the fucking responses needed to make this paragraph a full sentence.

 

@Cib3rNaut, who is molesting you?! I will report them to Nexopia admin!

 

99% of people around are, with their beady little eyes and slithering paws

 

SorryNotSorry

 

Seriously bruv.. I don't even @.@

 

Cheeky

 

I cannot even cope with real life right now because the level of pervy is to extreme and too sensual that I fuking don't care about this shit happening anymore except it fucking is because you lurky motherfuckers everywhere are trancing my stance on how to be reals in the world of life itself. Not to be the pervy dude that prowls Nexopia constantly you just gotta somehow keep on keeping on and get to the fucking point cause if you don't then you haven't mastered the motherfucking perve game at all.

 

This whole thing was a game? I never knew @.@
I gotta get my perv game up. Teach me oh @Cib3rNaut lord of the pervs!

 

@Cib3rNaut you need to lighten up. Everyone is Pervy, even grandparents. Everyone has sex, everyone is horny... Whats the problem? Go get laid!

 

@Wrecky he WOULD get laid.. he's been trying, but you won't give him a crack at that crack

 

Someone once told me it's not the level of your perv game it's the actual way you take that motion and deliver it to the maximum capacity of difficult fucking level of coolness that no one could ever possible reach. You basically haven't gathered the waves of capable fucking pervfestuals to even stand on a podium next to these other fucking lurky fucks

 

He clearly stated my advances offend him. Perhaps he needs a trustworthy furry

 

I guess I'll just have to go to my /b/ roots and "LURK MOAR!"
Beginning radio silence.

 

Wrecky you ain't even made your way into my love pod in this amount of time, it just ain't gonna be happening