Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Slimeball, Jan 15, 2018.
What are the colors that you have dyed your hair in?
does it bother you that mcpoon spells colour without the "u"?
Fucking Americans ruining language
It will be American English that becomes the global language, so y'all would be well advised to get with the program.
You guys sound like the French, and I think it has to deal with those pesky French Canadians..
There will never be a global language!
Red, purple, blue, green, this like weird rose gold stuff but it was more like metallic pink, some weird berry shade, dark brown, and I'm at red again.
There's so many languages, I can't see all that culture going away
If there was a global language, it'd probably be Mandarin
I've never had an AMA get to 5 pages before.
Was this your AMA? I forgot and can't be bothered to click page 1
More people speak Mandarin as a primary language, but more people overall speak English. American English is comin' for everyone. YEEEE-HAWWWWW!!!
Have you ever fucked outside?
Or in public
Or gave road head
Yes to all of these.
When I was 18 I took my boyfriend at the time's virginity in the middle of winter behind a walmart LOL. He flipped a cart onto it's side, laid his coat down for me so I wouldn't have to touch the cold cart and went to town. Was an interesting three minutes.
I think the most public I've done it is on a cement staircase leading to a church basement in the middle of a nice, sunny Wednesday when I was 16. This is with the guy I mentioned in another thread about reconnecting with me and wanted to be my humiliated slave. He didn't have this kink back then. We finished without much incident. One person saw us, but it was a small kid in a stroller and whoever was pushing it didn't see.
About 6 years ago my ex and I were going to hit up an sex shop after he got off work. It was around 1am and the closest one was about 15 mins away. On the way there I decided to give him road head since he had a long day at work and I could tell he was excited for the night that was awaiting us. He got really into it, which is normally good but not when you're driving. He wasn't paying much attention and he ended up getting pulled over. Him and the officer went through the whole "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Sorry I wasn't paying attention" thing. The cop thought my ex was on something so I jumped in being 100% honest and told him what was happening. Thankfully my lipstick had smudged around down my chin. The officer looked a little flustered. I'm going to assume he hasn't dealt with many of these situations because he didn't say much after that, let us go with a warning, and told us to "be safe - and not just on the road" I didn't want to be that open and honest, but I just really wanted to hurry up and get to that store then go home and have my ass stuffed. Sometimes a girls gotta do what shes gotta do.
Oh wait. There was also this time I was camping with an ex and the campsites were in one big oval with a green space in the middle with a park. The bathrooms were a couple spots down from ours. A couple times we'd sneak away when everyone was sleeping and go hide in the little tree house type thing they had at the park and bone. People would walk by to go to the bathroom often so I had to REALLY be quiet. It was difficult at times but we only got caught once (that we know of..) and it worked out well. It was another couple wanting to do the same thing. My ex said "sorry bud, this is occupied. If you give us 10 then this will be all yours". We ended up making a deal with them since we were both camping for a while. They got Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights. We got Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. Sundays were open to whoever wanted it and got there first.
The things I've done to get laid..
wait this thing's still goin? slime ball ur a hit
People are asking me juicy things and when I'm high I have no filter and I'm much more open and things just fly out of my fingertips.
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