Cockney Slang

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  1. mikeconley11

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    Okay, I'm gonna teach you worthless Canadians Cockney slang. You're only allowed to reply to this thread using Cockney slang. There's a phrase for pretty much every word so google it if your word isn't on the list.

    Here are some examples:

    Baked bean= Queen
    Barney Rubble= Trouble
    Bob Hope= Soap
    Bottle and glass= Arse
    Bread and cheese= Sneeze
    Bubble and squeak= Greek
    Custard and jelly= Telly
    Dinky Doos= Shoes
    Dog and bone= Phone
    Hank Marvin= Starving
    Skin and blister= Sister
    Trouble and strife= Wife
     
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    So, I'll start.

    I ran up the apple and pears and lost one of my dinky doos.
     
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    @Wrecky wants you to flick her "Queen" :jk:
     
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    Why is my bean baked :confused:
     
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    Friction? :imslow:
     
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    No, no, no. Baked bean is the Cockney slang, not Queen.

    Let's say you meet Queen Libster, you would say "Just met the baked bean today".
     
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    Ohhhhhh I get it now, I thought it was the opposite :imslow: :imslow:
     
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    Well, you were Pete Tong (wrong)
     
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    Well you're a dog and bone Bob Hope :imslow:
     
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    Okay, searched for an example video of Cockney slang and found this.



    In this video, they say "you having a Turkish?" as in "you have a Turkish bath?" as in "you having a laugh?"
     
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    LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dry slap!
     
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    Can it go backwards? I’m a queen but I wanna be a baked bean. Or is that forwards? I’m confused
     
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    Lol calling the cabby Dick Turpin was so unexpected. Such an obscure insult, he was some 16th Century criminal who rode his horse on the highway and stole people's money.
     
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    Ugh
     
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    I understood almost nothing of what they said other than dry slap :imslow:
     
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    Fish and chips, ya matey.
     
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    There are stupid phrases that rhyme with the word you mean to say. Skrinkle is baked bean.
    Maybe we should come up with a cockney slang for nexopia :p
     
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    Stupid? Excuse you. Stop being a Sir Richard the third (turd).
     
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    Starvation in Ethiopia for nexopia?
     
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    Skrinkle the baked bean of starvation in Ethiopia
     
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