Coconut Milk

Just making sure here, but are you allowed to drink this straight up? I bought this can yesterday:



It says it's for "authentic Thai curries" and I got confused, like are you supposed to put it in meals only? I've googled it and no-one has drunk it straight from the can and it says nothing about it. Will I die if I drink straight from the can? I don't wanna risk opening it and trying a bit because it says when opened it has to be used within 2 days and then I'd be pressured to use it in a meal if I'm not supposed to drink it straight up.

 

Ugh, I should never have bought something so fancy

 

Not sure if it would be enjoyable or not

Probably?

I’d try it, what the hell haha

 

EXCUSE ME, what is this supposed to be? Why the **** is it solid? It was only in the cupboard unopened for like a day, Jesus Christ it looks like paint.

 

Have a spoonful, report back

 

I took a finger spoon, it was gross I'm throwing it away. I'm pretty sure milk is supposed to be liquid lol

 

It must be condensed coconut milk

 

It's so gross, I feel bad for the cow that was milked for this. I'm just gonna go out and get a smoothie

 

No cow, just a coconut or two smashed to make the substance you didn’t like

 

Ah, I thought it was just gonna be flavoured milk. So disappointing

 

Better than coconut water, which just tastes like dirty bath water

 

My question is wtf is that next to you on the floor... dead babies wrapped in sheets? you psychopath

 

I'm pretty sure it's the bed sheets that I never use (cba to check), I think I spilled something on it a few months ago and threw it there. I love how your mind automatically skips to dead baby

 

Seemed like a logical assumption.. you are my son

 

Update: I think I should throw it away but I'm curious what's gonna happen to it first

 

Barff

 

Mmm..... Science.

 

For the Nex scientists: I'm moving out in like 10 days. What's gonna happen in that time?

 

Such a waste of 55p

 

@mikeconley11 Us girls, are not going to be showing you pics of our faces with milk mustaches or milk around our mouths, so you can pleasure yourself to it. Nice try.