Confessions thread

Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Wrecky, Feb 27, 2018.

  1. sh4n3y

    sh4n3y Nexopian Elder

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    All I know about cooks is the amount of drugs being done/that goes around
     
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    To be fair, I work in a professional environment. It's Corporate, but the amount of narcotic abuse is pretty low. All the Chefs are pretty straight edge here.
     
  3. sh4n3y

    sh4n3y Nexopian Elder

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    I guess my post was directed at non corporate places etc etc
     
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    if we had more toronto peeps here we could throw pretty good meet ups
     
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    A bit more realistic, yea.

    I worked at a house pub as Sous Chef and the Chef was a major coke-head. Talented, but completely owned by coke. I'd have a day off on Monday and be called in because he didn't show up.
     
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    We throw good parties. Plus, we don't have to worry about Winnipeg people coming in uninvited.
     
  7. Mithras

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    only person from winnigpeg i like is arebee
     
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    I was wetting my bed into my lateish teens.

    Actually, shat myself too sometimes. My brother would wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me I shat myself (he was on my bunkbed). This happened about once every few months until I was 15.
     
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    They say bed wetters tend to be serial killers. How many bodies do you have buried in your backyard?
     
  10. sh4n3y

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    5 years ago my job was filled with people either drunk or high
    We got new management and it was either sober up or get out

    A few decided just to get better at hiding it and to never speak of it again
     
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    went out the other night solo and ran into these two chicks. actually was just sitting alone having a drink then they showed up. the one started making fun of my hair talking about how come u dont just cut it u should just cut it blah blah. completely annoying and stupid cuz i noticed she was wearing a freaking wig. was just about to be like bitch ur making fun of me while ur wearing a wig? almost went off on her then decided it just wasn't worth dealing with a miserable **** trying to ruin peoples nights. haha got a haircut the very next day and my barber was like you shoulda just went off on that hairless bitch man **** em. moral of the story **** being nice to mean people
     
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    Just my nan, but that was an accident because she sniffed my cum sock and died.
     
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  13. SunnySide

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    When i was 15 i pissed the bed man. Had the toilet dream and everything it fuckin sucked.
     
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    I also pissed the bed once when I was too old to be doing it. It was weird because I never did it when I was little, but then this one time when I was in junior high or something I woke up peeing
     
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    Oh, also I’m so far in debt I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.
     
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    Hah, suckers! I made the story up so others would confess to wetting the bed in their teens and I could make fun of them. (joking lol)
     
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    Oh man, learning the hard way that if you’re looking for a bathroom in a dream don’t fucking use it, because that piss is gonna happen in the real world too
     
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    I didnt even realize i was peeing when i first woke up
    I could feel it but it was so out of the ordinary that i had to really think
     
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    When you’re a teenager that shit is so embarrassing, like... would be now too, but far fewer shits to give
     
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  20. mikeconley11

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    Literally
     
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