Counting On/THE DUGGARS

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  1. djfly

    djfly Smiter of Spam

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    Incorrect.

    Nothing interrupts my ability to inject innuendo into a discussion, regardless of topic. :D
     
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    Oh good, I was worried for a minute.
    Just looking at that brood makes my reproductive organs start shriveling up and waving tiny white flags.
     
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    Yeah, don't worry, the thought of having kids makes my pecker shrivel up. :P

    And, any number of children, never mind two dozen.
     
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    @djfly per our private chat ;)
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    Not quite as pretty as Jessa but also hasn't been turned into a broodmare yet by an idiot like Ben Seewald. And bonus 18+!
     
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    LMFAO @ "broodmare"
     
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    Or the eternal virgin/sister-mom! The original Jslave lol I think this one is the smartest, halfway to 30 and shockingly hasn't been married off yet.
    jana-duggar2.jpg
     
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    I'm also voting the rebel Duggar cousin as most likely to **** someone other than her husband. I mean, she does wear pants an all :D 1439314136_amy-duggar-dillon-king-lg.jpg
     
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    At least after all their breeding the solution to cloning should be pretty breezy to work out.
     
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    Yeah like they're into science and shit hahahahahaha good one! @Cib3rNaut
     
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    This is idiocracy in action. Somebody needs to stop these people from breeding.
     
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    That would go against everything they believe in. Their main motto is "Be fruitful and multiply" *gag*
    The only time they stop breeding is when the uterus falls out. But even then, they still try :eek:
     
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    I'm not sure "gag" is the appropriate reaction here...
     
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    It is for ME lol. But that's a personal opinion ;)
     
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    Maybe she was drugged and hypnotized at a young age and was from then on forced to inject the penis into herself
     
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    Not until marriage though ;)
     
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    Yeah she followed the cult-hood rulings and everything down to the most specific it was just as soon as that sweet dissociative jesus juice hit her lips she went cock crazy
     
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    I reallllllly hope this happens to at least one of them and they break away from the family/cult and move to NYC and start wearing pants. That is my dream for all Jslaves, even currently married ones.
     
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    It kinda harsh how so many of them get married young and never really have a real life, it's usually a few years after and they all look so pasty and white from drinking so much water that turns in wine. And then they all start looking and dressing the same and moping around like old people in their mid 20's. At least it seems to be the common denominator.
     
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    I think you just foretold the future of the Duggar clan :eek:
     
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    @djfly the one you like is going bald. Time for the youngest kidult sister to take her title as the pretty one :p
    image.thumb.jpeg.2a9a13919b0a599ff752d9e9adcbe61f.jpeg Plus she's already on kid 2 out of 200 or however many she'll eventually have. :eek:
     

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