Create the most ridiculous burger

What would you put on a burger if you had an unlimited appetite, as many ingredients as you want, zero calories and zero fat shaming?
Only requirement is it has to taste good

 

The normal one is already perfect. It nee to fit in the mouth and no be too big.

 

Fuckin cheese bun with fuckin guacamole and fuckin onions pickles tomatoes and lettuce with some fuckin ketchup and MOZZARELLA melted onto a DOUBLE fuckin patty please

 

I mostly agree with this, but I would add a fried egg, bacon and an avocado

 

The buns would be vanilla ice cream.
The meat would be strawberry ice cream.
The vegetables would be chocolate ice cream.
The condiments would be chopped nuts.
The cheese would be caramel syrup.

 

THAT IS NOT A BURGER MCPON THAT IS A FUCKING SUNDAY AND YOU KNOW IT

 

Haha @MarkFL Wtf I can't zoom in enough to even see what that is, but I applaud you nonetheless

 

I don't know why but I bet it has tons of semen in it.

 

Sea men?

 

Yep! That was my rank for a long time in the Navy, lol.
First I was a Seaman Recruit, then I was a Seaman Apprentice, then I was a full-fledged Seaman!

 

I was all those ranks multiple times!

 

Wow, someone must have saved up for weeks to blow that much spooge

 

I would put a lot of fries, many flavours of chips, 3 patties, onion slices, bacon, mild and hot sauce, mayo, cheese, garlic powder, onion powder

 

My mouth isn’t big enough for multiple patties rip

 

My favorite burger has always been a regular burger with nacho cheese and jalapeno slices.