What would you put on a burger if you had an unlimited appetite, as many ingredients as you want, zero calories and zero fat shaming? Only requirement is it has to taste good
Fuckin cheese bun with fuckin guacamole and fuckin onions pickles tomatoes and lettuce with some fuckin ketchup and MOZZARELLA melted onto a DOUBLE fuckin patty please
The buns would be vanilla ice cream. The meat would be strawberry ice cream. The vegetables would be chocolate ice cream. The condiments would be chopped nuts. The cheese would be caramel syrup.
Yep! That was my rank for a long time in the Navy, lol. First I was a Seaman Recruit, then I was a Seaman Apprentice, then I was a full-fledged Seaman!
I would put a lot of fries, many flavours of chips, 3 patties, onion slices, bacon, mild and hot sauce, mayo, cheese, garlic powder, onion powder