Was on a date, checking out this girl's ass (not my date's ass, she didn't have much). Then my date noticed and was like "are you for real? Real gentleman you are, didn't even pull my chair out, blah blah my name is Melissa and I have blood in my poo" then left the date. Why are dates so high maintenance? She's like one of them characters from old movies where they're on a date and there's a puddle. The dude takes off his jacket and puts the jacket over the puddle so she can walk across. JUST WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE, JESUS CHRIST. All this dating etiquette is bullshit anyway, why do we still have this "gentleman and lady" shit that we have to keep pretending to do on dates?