It's that time of day again to listen to a classic mikeconley11 rant which may or may not be real. So, my auntie with paranoid schizophrenia called today (not the one I once masturbated to, that's a different one). I didn't answer because of last time. Last time, she was talking about why I never went to prom. And of course here comes the inevitable, "did every girl reject you?" and the classic "don't feel insecure, you don't have to be good looking to get a girlfriend if you've got money. Are you still in overdraft?". Prom was 4 fucking years ago. I think she's a little salty that she's unemployed, bald and probably going to die within the next 5 years from morbid obesity. This is the same woman who called the police on my parents about "child abuse" because her voices started speaking to her. The police came and discovered that there were no children in the house because we were all 18+ at that point and living at uni. If she didn't have schizophrenia, no-one would talk to her. I don't understand why we have to put up with an asshole just because she's schizophrenic? If she were a psychopath (might be) then we wouldn't put up with her even though psychopathy is a mental illness.