Do you smell your own farts?

Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Kustamogen, Apr 3, 2018.

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Fart smeller?

  1. My farts stank as much as the next persons

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  2. My brand is appealing and I love to dutch oven myself

    57.1%
  3. I'm a girl I don't fart

    28.6%
  4. I'm a gay male who has an anus too loose to fart with

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  1. Kustamogen

    Kustamogen I fap twohanded

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    I know I like it!
     
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  2. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie

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    This thread is rude, dumb and gross all at the same time.
    Well done :)
     
  3. translink

    translink Newbie

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    Mine smell like dinner rolls fresh out of the oven
     
  4. mcpon14

    mcpon14 Guest

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    Mine are horrible. :iik: But I just shrug because it is not worth getting up to get out of the vicinity of.
     
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  5. Squire72

    Squire72 Moberator

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    Mine vary, probably because my diet isn’t consistent. Some days I could kill and innocent bystander, some days I could pass it off as a much less lethal form of toxic waste. I like to find the whiniest person in a store and just drop a little gas every few seconds for a couple minutes and watch as their face gets all twisted and pained while they’re whining and then if they notice me point to the aisle with the flatulence medication and suggest they should look after their gas problem
     
  6. mcpon14

    mcpon14 Guest

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    If you like farts, you would like Jupiter's moon, Io. He has around the stinkiest atmosphere known, lol.
     
  7. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    oh **** ya bud
     
  8. Karlijn

    Karlijn Guest

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    And of course I had to look up Dutch oven. I’m so confused right now
     
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  9. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    dutch food smells like farts I guess
     
  10. Karlijn

    Karlijn Guest

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    You’ve never had stroopwafels obviously
     
  11. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    guilty
     
  12. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    tell you what @Karlijn, let's share our cultures with each other
    Ill dutch oven you, and you can make me dutch pancakes
     
  13. The Punjabi Playboy

    The Punjabi Playboy Guest

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    She's underage you fucking pedo
     
  14. Karlijn

    Karlijn Guest

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    Stroopwafels > pancakes
     
  15. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    is smelling farts considered sexual activity in punjabiland?
     
  16. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    I don't understand the difference tbh
     
  17. Karlijn

    Karlijn Guest

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    Stroopwafels are more like cookies and you eat them cold, usually with tea.
     
  18. jabbafett

    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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    in holland people eat waffles as a snack and not breakfast?
    europe is weird
     
  19. Karlijn

    Karlijn Guest

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    Wafel and waffle is not exactly the same thing
     
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    jabbafett The Prodigal Salt

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