I was in the hospital once next to a guy who drank hand sanitizer, it was not pleasant haha. I got this bottle of Random Bubblegum Vodka given to me today haha
The details warrant another shot haha. Yeah it was freaking gross, lets just say, the doors were stuck open.
So what incurred was, he lost full control of his bowels, so, he ended up defecating uncontrollably. Luckily I couldn't smell anything at the time hahahaha
I was next to him for about half an hour, I felt bad for the nurses, they were puking it was hilarious, I mean sad, yes sad.
I was really really drunk, so drunk I don't remember exactly how I got home. I just remember going inside, falling asleep on the couch and at some point I woke up super thirsty and instead of grabbing my water bottle off the table I grabbed the nail polish remover. It's all kind of a blur to me now, but I remember it wasn't the taste, but the smell that made me realize what it was. Pretty sure I got up, went to the bathroom, threw up and got myself some actual water.
