Fortunately/Unfortunately

Change the luck of the story alternating from fortunate to unfortunate and back.
Example:
-Fortunately for Nexopia, Wrecky was so good at making threads
-Unfortunately the general population did not care
-Fortunately new users came to the rescue
-Unfortunately most of them couldn't spell
-Fortunately most phones have auto correct..
Take the story anywhere you want, carry on from here

 

Unfortunately, autocorrect doesn't make dumb people sound any smarter

 

Yay @Mark CM

Fortunately grammar trolls exist to help out.

 

Unfortunately grammar trolls are the most boring trolls out there

 

Fortunately we have entertaining posters to combat the boring grammar trolls

 

Unfortunately you didn't use my bait to say something fortunate about all the other amazing kinds of trolls!

 

Fortunately this thread will never end so I have all the time in the world to compliment non-grammar type trolls

 

Unfortunately everyone around is the biggest troll bait baiter they should really be exported to Australia and then rejected at the boarder and sent back here, but not before fucking dying in the shipping containers they shoved them in.

 

Fortunately @Cib3rNaut doesn't make the rules around here.

 

Unfortunately rules are made to be broken

 

Fortunately @Mark CM is here to pick up the pieces

 

Unfortunately Mark has a cold and can barely stand up right now.

 

Fortunately Nexopia is in cyberspace so no standing is required

 

Unfortunately my brain doesn't work lying down either

 

Fortunately we seem to be missing a troll right now, so less work to do

 

Unfortunately this forum seems to slowing down

 

Fortunately we have a small amount of active people that will keep it alive

 

Unfortunately I'm going into hospital tomorrow.

 

Fortunately you will come out of the hospital feeling better (I hope!)

 

I should have less backpain. Because I'm still growing, they need to readjust all the metalwork they put into my back.

Unfortunately there is a chance they weill have to do it again a couple of years from now