Fucking talkative till workers

Do you ever go up to the till and have someone try to small talk? It's so fucking annoying! Of course the weather is fucking cold. Woop-di-fucking-doo, why are we talking about how fucking cold it is? You had to make me take out my fucking earphones for that? ****

And yeah, clickbait title I know.

 

Have you ever worked one of those jobs?! Sometimes you get so bored you just want someone to acknowledge you’re a human not a robot

 

Excuse me, I am not a working-class scum who will stoop to be a lowly retail worker. I am a privileged and classy British bourgeoisie thank you very much.

 

I feel this. I worked those jobs for over 6 years and it just feels sad and robotic after a while if you never bother to converse with people.

 

I don't mind a little small talk, although I would rather do without it. What I don't want is to hear how much the person hates their job, how bad their day has gone, or any complaints. Ring me up with a smile, and be quick about it!

 

@mikeconley11 Can you hook me up with another compliment and/or a flirt again?

 

Yep, security guard working the graveyard shift in an empty parking lol.

 

I don’t mind it tbh. We live in a society you know

 

I definitely don't mind it unless they ask for money or try to touch me, lol.

 

Small talking cashier > singing cashier

 

Singing cashier > cashier not at her post

 

My answer for when shit is going bad is "living the dream" so you'd be good.

 

You're way out of my league

 

Can you give me a sermon in your sexy English accent?

 

Song of Songs Chapter 1: Verse 1-4

1 How beautiful your sandaled feet, o prince’s daughter!
Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of an artist’s hands.
2 Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine.
Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies.
3 Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle.
4 I want to **** you in the ass, no lube amen

 

But I wanna hear your voice.

 

Yeah I wanna hear more of your British accent in the voice thread too

 

It's 2:30 am! And I don't like doing the voice recordings, I'm really awkward when I speak irl. Do I even sound that British?

@mcpon14 why don't you speak instead?

 

You sound sexy. Does that count, lol?

 

You rang a doorbell at 2:30am! You can speak at 2:30am!