I'm browsing my dead nan's sister's facebook page (she died recently and I planned on skipping her funeral) because I was curious what an old ass Turkish woman posts about. And like 2/3rds of the posts were predictably about dolma. But anyway, I see this girl my age who says she's going to the funeral and she also lives in England but I've never seen her before. She was her husband's granddaughter that he had with a previous wife if I'm understanding that right. So there's only a slight slight family connection, I think that technically makes us 2nd cousins but there's no blood relation. Anyway, she's got some huuuuuge ass. I mean, god fucking damn you know we ain't related because I've got a little white ass as skrinkle can attest but her ass is amazing. So right, I'm thinking of actually going to the funeral now to get her number. Guys, this is a big deal she plays chess. She legit has a pic of her playing chess on her fb. This is such a conversation starter, you know we're fucking. The funeral is tomorrow and I don't have a suit though, it's okay to wear a smart white shirt with no tie right? I mean, it's pretty hot out. Judging from google, I think I might get away with it.