get a bidet

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  1. twatgangsta

    twatgangsta Regular

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    seriously, get a bidet
    what's stopping you
    i swear it will change your life
    or your money back

    what are you waiting for just do it

    dont you want a clean butthole
    everyone else wants you to have a clean butthole

    get a clean butthole

    get a bidet

    i used to get shit at work and get paid for it
    now i wait til i get home and shit in style

    heres one https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00SLLK6RM/

    you can probably even find a cheaper one
    hey while youre at it get a squatty potty and you wont ever want to shit anywhere else

    the **** are you still reading this for
    get a bidet

    your butt is dirty
     
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    This was the most beautiful piece of poetry I've ever read.
     
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  3. skrinkle

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    What if it shoots my butthole and the poo water ricochets into my vagina
     
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  4. twatgangsta

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    no worse than launchin a poop too hard into the toilet and getting some splashback


    just give the vag a little extra squirt with the bidet and call it a day

    for reference i never even ricochet any poo water onto my balls

    what are you waiting for get a bidet
     
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  5. BalSlime

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    my dads aunt has one in their master bathroom. Their main bathroom has a toilet and a urinal.
     
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    I would but I dont have any room or an extra water line to install it sorry
     
  7. twatgangsta

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    oh ho ho well then its your lucky day, no extra water line needed. check out that amazon link above theres a whole bunch that you just throw on your toilet and connect to the existing line to the toilet with a T.

    well what the **** are you waiting for!
     
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  8. twatgangsta

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    does your dads aunt need a roommate
     
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    #winning
     
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  10. BalSlime

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    i dont think so
     
  11. In.Chains

    In.Chains Newbie

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    I have one on both of my toilets, best things ever. Guests are always afraid to use them though. :P
     
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    What are they scared of? Just the unfamiliarity
     
  13. In.Chains

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    I think so, I guess getting a jet of cold water sprayed into your dirty ham flower could be a little disconcerting at first.
     
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    Squire72 Moberator

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    Apparently much of the world looks at North Americans as savages because we use paper to smear crap all over ourselves instead of washing properly. I can see it
     
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  15. bluntarilla

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    wow true
     
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