Get Rid of the Object Above!

I remember doing something like this a lot back in the 2007ish years. Basically, somebody posts an object (an animal, a stapler, a car, you name it), and you have to post an object below them that you would use to get rid of that object. Bonus points for creativity! For example, if somebody posted:

You could respond with:

In the spirit of starting things off, my initial object will be a Duck.

 

I use my sneaker to step on the duck
Wait was that ducked up? I'm leaving that auto correct in there
What am I doing
I need sleep

 

I use my fire place to burn your sneaker, but only the one you used to step on the duck.

 

I use a big bag of sand to smother your fireplace.

 

I use scissors to cut out the bottom of your bag of sand

 

I use a rock to beat scissors

 

I cover your rock in paper, now it's gone

 

I burn your paper with a lighter

 

I dispose of your lighter using a metal garbage can.

 

I have Gwenyth Paltrow throw your garbage can off of the Empire State building

 

I have :pee: fart in front of Gwyneth Paltrow to make her throw up and run away.

 

I was hoping someone would crash an airplane into her lol
I lock @:pee: in a fart proof room to eliminate the problem

 

I use a wrecking ball and demolish the fart proof room.

 

I use a giant cat to get rid of the wrecking ball, as it is now a toy for the giant cat.

 

I distract the giant cat with a laser pointer until it falls asleep, then I shrink it and keep it

 

I then attract the kitten with my charm and take it into custody, for further research. XD

 

Unfortunately you didn't get rid of the laser pointer, so @Wrecky can easily get the kitten back

 

@Karlijn you also failed to get rid of the laser pointer, looks like I'm winning

 

I get rid of the laser pointer with a lampshade for the laser pointer.

 

I cut the lampshade with a pocket knife.