Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by Eastcorner, Sep 18, 2017.
I cover the pocket knife in bubble wrap
I pop all the bubbles in your bubble wrap using pliers
I bend the pliers using my telekinetic friend
I shoot your telekinetic friend with my catapult
I cover your catapult in monkeys
I catch your monkeys in a trap
I stage a protest rally to get you to open the trap
I pepper spray the protest rally
I replace your pepper spray with silly string
I use a shield to protect myself from the sillystring!
I spray you shield with sulphuric acid
I wash it off with Dawn dish soap
I replace your dishsoap with buffalo jizz
I remove your buffalo jizz with a pressure washer
I use a nuke on the pressure washer thus ending this thread.
I use a time machine to deactivate the Nuke, thus saving the world
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