Getting a boner as a life model

You know them life models who stand around naked and get people to draw them? My friend dared me to do that and so I applied (also £15 an hour so not bad).

Anyway, I have 3 problems with it:

1) The whole thing seems so narcissistic, like people will be staring and analysing my body for hours. I can't handle that kind of attention.

2) Standing still without moving is impossible for me, what do I do? Watch a movie in my head?

3) What if I get a boner? I'd say I get a boner around every 2 hours or so, and I'm known for getting them at inappropriate times like at funerals or in church. Not because I'm aroused or anything, just random boners.

Should I chicken out of doing it?

 

Lol 19 year olds and boners go together like peas and carrots. You're gonna pop a chub bub

 

Peas and carrots are like the only vegetables I don't like, never knew they went together that's horrifying

 

You're really a 41 year old man arent you

 

Why's everyone always saying this? I'm a babe in the woods

 

For one thing a 19 year old wouldnt say hes a babe in the woods

He'd say "Bae"

 

Okay wait, what kind of model?

 

Not the good looking kind, just the dudes who stand there with their dicks out while others draw them

 

Oh I know people who have done that, I think it sounds scarier than it is. Artists don’t get offended or shocked easily